How about Current New York Times Headlines as Improbable Musicals?
The Ebola Survivors Soccer Club
Why It’s So Hard to Get Great Bagels in California
Ted Cruz Is More of a Spider-Man Guy
Navigating a Bureaucratic Maze to Renew Food Stamp Benefits
Navigating a Bureaucratic Maze to Renew Food Stamp Benefits
I see something along the line of Newsies.
Timelies all!
Thanks for all the good wishes!
I'm stuck in a broken-down train. Send pillows and earplugs so I can nap.
Sondheim also has a lovely musical about the West forcing Japan open to trade in the 19th century.
The train is now 40 minutes late. If we're still here in 20 minutes the train behind us will catch up to us.
I think I want someone to high five me every time I accomplish a task and then give me a gold star, and after I reach a certain number of gold stars, that person should bring me a cupcake or some curly fries for a job well done.
I'm stuck in a broken-down train.
Boo. Are you on the Metra?
That does seem excessive. Not sure why you'd need more on an apartment than I have on my house. Are you solely responsible if the building falls on someone?
I suppose damage to other units from a home meth lab might fall under liability insurance, but if you're not looking to Walter White as a career idol it seems like half a million is a bit beyond adequate coverage.
Boo. Are you on the Metra?
Yep. We're stuck at the Hubbard Woods stop, near Winetka.