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Burrell - Jul 16, 2015 6:03:55 pm PDT #1023 of 30003

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congrats on the apartment, shrift! And the well-deserved beer

I don't think I've ever lived in a place with A/C. That probably makes me a California girl through and through.

"This place sucked -- I was in the mood for a burger, but it's a sushi restaurant!"

Those are my favorite kind of Yelp review! Followed by "This place sucks! I went in and threw a fit and asked for my money back, and they were all, 'but you returned the item broken?!' so they only gave me store credit. I'm never going back!"

Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2015 6:06:14 pm PDT #1024 of 30003

brillig

I like the Yelp reviews that say "They were very rude to my family, they kept asking us to make our children stay in their seats and stop them from being so loud. They're kids! Kids run around! Kids are customers too!"

Lee - Jul 16, 2015 8:18:07 pm PDT #1025 of 30003

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY shrift!

shrift - Jul 16, 2015 9:10:23 pm PDT #1026 of 30003

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thanks for putting up with me posting incessantly about apartments, you guys. I had a nice, relaxing dinner with friends, so I'm going to put down Craigslist and go to bed.

I guess there's still a unit available in this building, so I'll visit it tomorrow: [link]

Dana - Jul 17, 2015 4:29:13 am PDT #1027 of 30003

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Three hour personality training this morning. whoo. (No, not what it sounds like, but I'm tired.)

-t - Jul 17, 2015 4:58:28 am PDT #1028 of 30003

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I can't think of an interpretation of "personality training" that's a good idea. Well, for inflicting on other people, yes.

Gudanov - Jul 17, 2015 5:16:32 am PDT #1029 of 30003

Coding and Sleeping

I can only assume all the Texas Buffistas are being held in converted Wal-Marts while awaiting re-education and forced gay marriage. Hang in there, it won't be so bad once you become the 51st state. You get free Obama phones and everything. Though come to think of it, I never did get my free phone. I'll bet that's just another lie, like how nobody ever got the Unicorns that I'm sure Obama promised. This country is going down the drain.

meara - Jul 17, 2015 5:19:09 am PDT #1030 of 30003

Gud, I believe the phrase is "thanks Obamacare!"

I slept from 630 until...630. Stupid migraine. Got up only long enough to use the bathroom and dig out a heating pad for my stupid girl parts. Now I gotta do all the work I should've done yesterday, today.

But I did make it to my hair appointment! So I'm hoping it will look cute today post-cut (so hard to tell with curly hair)

Dana - Jul 17, 2015 5:24:07 am PDT #1031 of 30003

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

We're being sorted. I'm blue.

Sophia Brooks - Jul 17, 2015 5:24:54 am PDT #1032 of 30003

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Blue, like Grover?

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