Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

Discussion of non-MCU Marvel titles like the X-Men or the Fantastic Four is also permitted. Ties to comics may be discussed, but this is not the primary forum for comics discussion (see the Other Media thread).

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Jessica - May 09, 2022 8:03:02 am PDT #3693 of 3942
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Cumbermuffin continues to be miscast. Elizabeth Olsen, on the other hand, is a fucking powerhouse.

Agree on both points. (She's honestly too good an actress for the MCU.)

I think both post-credits scenes are pretty skippable - the first one is a Hey Look What Might Be The Next Movie bit, but it's not interesting on its own. (The second one is just a gag.)


-t - May 10, 2022 5:43:55 pm PDT #3694 of 3942
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Was so early to my showing that I have already seen the second post credit scene. Oops. ION, apparently sitting next to strangers is allowed again.


-t - May 10, 2022 8:58:40 pm PDT #3695 of 3942
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That was indeed fun! And I am pleased, and a little surprised, that I was not spoiled for any of it, really


Jesse - May 14, 2022 6:38:52 am PDT #3696 of 3942
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I managed to stay really unspoiled for Dr. Strange, which made those parts fun, but I realize I just fundamentally don't care about his whole Thing.

Someone else in the theater after said, "It's giving Everything Everywhere All At Once" and that movie may have spoiled me for multiverses, tbh.


-t - May 14, 2022 11:39:58 am PDT #3697 of 3942
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My emotional involvement with Dr Strange is pretty much nonexistent. If I start thinking about the implications of some of those multiverses it’ll irritate me, so I don’t. I might want to see Everything Everwhere again, though, now that you mention it!


Dana - May 14, 2022 12:49:06 pm PDT #3698 of 3942
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

What I have gotten out of those two movies is an occasional, "Oh, that looks cool," occasional chuckles, a reinforced love of Elizabeth Olsen, a conviction that Cumberbatch and McAdams have no chemistry, and an appreciation of the sentient cape.

Also, the surprise cameos were cool, because I knew who those people were and it made me feel smart.


-t - May 14, 2022 2:46:54 pm PDT #3699 of 3942
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What is the difference between a cape and a cloak, anyway? I know I could look it up but I feel certain I have looked it up before and have a vague sense that the results were unsatisfactory in some way.


Dana - May 14, 2022 3:50:52 pm PDT #3700 of 3942
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Maybe a cloak has a neck?


-t - May 14, 2022 4:38:53 pm PDT #3701 of 3942
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I looked it up again. Cloaks are longer, below the knee; capes are shorter, just to waist or mid thigh. I will not retain this knowledge.

I thought it had something to do with the hood or neck or something.


-t - May 14, 2022 4:42:47 pm PDT #3702 of 3942
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Upon reflection, I think the difference *should* be that capes are for making you look good and cloaks are for keeping you warm and/or hidden.