But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.

River ,'Safe'


Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

Discussion of non-MCU Marvel titles like the X-Men or the Fantastic Four is also permitted. Ties to comics may be discussed, but this is not the primary forum for comics discussion (see the Other Media thread).

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billytea - Dec 23, 2021 5:31:16 am PST #3627 of 4001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm back from taking Ryan to see Spider-Man, which was fantastic. And of course I totally agree with Steph, and am impressed that you totally called MJ being rescued by Andrew "With great heights come great responsibility" Garfield.

A couple of thoughts:

1. The arc of Peter's story of course pivots around Aunt May's death. Which, not thrilled about the fridging issue. But what I did like is that - given they were going the multiverse route, and the other two Spider-Men were going to show up - that they actually had particular emotional relevance to the story, rather than just serving as spectacle.

Finishing with everyone forgetting Peter. Emotionally it's all centred on his relationships with MJ and Ned; but is this setting up for Sony to cut ties with the MCU?


chrismg - Dec 23, 2021 3:03:00 pm PST #3628 of 4001
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Steph, I had the same reaction as to you to what happened to Aunt May.

HOWEVER, given that Uncle Ben has never been mentioned once, and considering some things MCU Peter says earlier, I think it's safe to say this was supposed to be the MCU equivalent of the burglar incident.

Which means, interestingly, that the period from Civil War through Far From Home is the MCU equivalent of the period from his debut as a wrestler to the burglar incident, where he was briefly a celebrity.

Which kind of fits with his position as someone with Tony Stark as mentor and resource.


Steph L. - Dec 23, 2021 5:04:12 pm PST #3629 of 4001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

On Hawkeye: I want Armand Jack to join the LARPers. I want it a lot.


-t - Dec 23, 2021 5:05:58 pm PST #3630 of 4001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Jacques! Or is it Jack? Anyway, he needs a leisure time activity.


Steph L. - Dec 23, 2021 5:22:51 pm PST #3631 of 4001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, shit, right. Will edit. But he DOES need a leisure time activity!


dcp - Dec 23, 2021 5:33:24 pm PST #3632 of 4001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Perhaps Armand the youngster could join the LARPers too -- as a quintain.


-t - Dec 23, 2021 6:23:55 pm PST #3633 of 4001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I still say Armand IV is a clone. There has been no evidence of that whatsoever but I’m quite certain. Anyway, I would allow him to LARP as well.


Kalshane - Dec 23, 2021 8:07:56 pm PST #3634 of 4001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

There's definitely something weird going on with that family, especially with Armand III not being sure how many there are.

Then again, apparently my company's head lawyer is the 6th of his name and his son is the 7th, so there are real families that still do that sort of thing.


dcp - Dec 24, 2021 10:37:34 am PST #3635 of 4001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

One of my high school room-mates was a 13th in unbroken line. There was unspoken pressure on him to plan to get married and have at least one boy to continue the tradition, but he was pretty relaxed about it.


aurelia - Jan 01, 2022 7:26:45 pm PST #3636 of 4001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I would like someone to edit a supercut of the trick arrows from Hawkeye with their equivalent angry birds sound effects.