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Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

Discussion of non-MCU Marvel titles like the X-Men or the Fantastic Four is also permitted. Ties to comics may be discussed, but this is not the primary forum for comics discussion (see the Other Media thread).

Spoiler policy: For broadcast TV shows, blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast. For movies and Internet streaming shows, whitefont all plot-related discussion until it's been in wide release two weeks. Posters are encouraged to preface their posts to indicate the subject, particulary if switching subjects.


dcp - Oct 13, 2021 4:15:52 am PDT #3528 of 4001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

juliana, what was it that bothered you?


juliana - Oct 15, 2021 4:54:21 pm PDT #3529 of 4001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What made me quit the movie was the crate full of screaming girls and knowing that most of them would be murdered soon. What first made me want to quit the movie is the dad willingly giving his daughters up.

I mean, I've read the comics, I know Natasha's brutal backstories, but fuck.


Jessica - Oct 26, 2021 8:54:03 am PDT #3530 of 4001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, Eternals was pretty good!

I can't speak to it as an adaptation of the source material because I'd never heard of these characters before, but as a movie it's better than average, which was a pleasant surprise! I was impressed with how well it balanced being a Marvel movie and being a Chloe Zhao movie.

It is too long (close to 3 hours if you care about both post-credits scenes), and there is one plot thread I think they could have done away with entirely, but it wasn't paced like a standard Marvel movie so for once I didn't find myself checking my watch to see when the final light show was going to start.


Tom Scola - Nov 06, 2021 1:49:39 pm PDT #3531 of 4001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I can't speak to it as an adaptation of the source material

I really liked the movie. I haven’t read the source material either, but as far as I could make out it’s maximum Kirby: a pure distillation of splash pages and handwavium. My main complaint is that they didn’t do nearly enough to de-bonkerify the original comics.


Kalshane - Nov 13, 2021 9:31:25 am PST #3532 of 4001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

So is anyone who didn't read the Mat Fraction Hawkeye run excited about the TV series?

I'm very much looking forward to it, but all my friends who didn't read the comics are all "Meh, Hawkeye, I mean I guess I'll watch." And I'm like "But, but, Kate Bishop and Pizza Dog and Tracksuit Draculas!"


dcp - Nov 13, 2021 9:34:55 am PST #3533 of 4001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I haven't read the comics, but I am looking forward to the series. Mostly I am hoping they can deliver on the humor teased in the trailers.


Steph L. - Nov 13, 2021 10:34:59 am PST #3534 of 4001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

So is anyone who didn't read the Mat Fraction Hawkeye run excited about the TV series?

It seems to have good early reviews; I think reviewers got to see the first 2 episodes.


Kalshane - Nov 13, 2021 10:44:19 am PST #3535 of 4001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Glad to hear the reviews are positive so far. The extended scene they had during the Disney+ Day thing for Marvel was great. I'm still cackling at the "Trust a Bro Moving Company."

ETA: AFAIK, it's only viewable on Disney+, but it also had peaks at Moon Knight, Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk. 4th Wall Breaking seems to be on the menu for the last one.


Dana - Nov 13, 2021 10:50:50 am PST #3536 of 4001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I haven't read them (yet), but I know about them thanks to fandom. I'd be onboard anyway, but I think I like Hawkeye more than many people.


Consuela - Nov 13, 2021 6:45:54 pm PST #3537 of 4001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I don't read a lot of comics, but i did read the Fraction Hawkeye stuff, and it was fun. So I'm on board for this, even though I think that Renner is kind of a dick.