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Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

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Connie Neil - May 04, 2019 2:35:00 pm PDT #2823 of 4004
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Would it take five years to grow out to that length? I've never tracked my hair. I do like the way it looks, especially braided.

Also the scenes of her shooting and punching the bag weren't in the movie, were they? I don't remember them.


Dana - May 04, 2019 2:38:14 pm PDT #2824 of 4004
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In general, I'm dissatisfied with the Soul Stone in both movies. My suspension of disbelief is pretty damn good, but that whole thing is just stupid. What does it even do? Time, Reality, Power, Mind, Space, I'm with you. Soul is just this nebulous thing that only serves to advance the plot by killing off characters.


Jessica - May 04, 2019 2:50:37 pm PDT #2825 of 4004
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The girl power moment didn't work for me either. Mostly it just highlighted how little they'd been given to do in the battle up until that point.

I did appreciate Captain Marvel telling everyone "You know I've been keeping the entire REST OF THE FREAKING UNIVERSE TOGETHER while you've all been sitting here worrying about one planet???"

I'm willing to accept that if you go back into your own past, you don't change what's already happened in your own past because SURE WHY NOT. But if 2014 Thanos travels to the future and dies, then who in that timeline was collecting stones leading up to the Snapture in the first place? (Obviously the answer is Because Shut Up That's Why but that's the one timey-wimey bit I can't handwave.)

I really loved Nebula's arc. She's come so far.

I thought the callbacks to previous movies via time-travel shenanigans were really very well done, and a nice endnote to the whole arc. Fanservice at its best.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 04, 2019 2:52:17 pm PDT #2826 of 4004
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suspect it's fundamental to the whole creating life/resurrecting the dead thing. I think the only thing we've seen it do by itself is yank Dr. Strange's astral form out of his body, which thankfully Thanos tried on the one character who knows how to put it right back where it belongs.

Jessica, if I understand correctly by traveling back to 2014 the Avengers already diverged an alternate timeline from their own past. So in that timeline Thanos and a bunch of his minions and soldiers just disappear one day with no one knowing where they went. He's no longer around to collect the gems and kill half the universe there.


Emily - May 04, 2019 3:01:56 pm PDT #2827 of 4004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Connie, no, it wouldn't take that long, but I was willing to handwave that.

Matt, I think I disagree -- Banner's point to Swinton was that there would just be *one* timeline once they'd put all the stones back (although what that does to Loki I'm not sure). So I'm with Jessica -- if Thanos doesn't collect the stones, they have no reason to go back, etc. Unless Steve somehow undoes the bit where Nebula senses Nebula, but then... Yup. Major problem. I decided not to think about it, but it is a problem.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2019 3:12:09 pm PDT #2828 of 4004
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The five year delay really bugs me. Five years is long enough for people to move on, to rebuild their lives, to see in general that the reduction in resource pressure is not a bad thing. How many spouses remarried, how many jobs were re-filled, how many households were replaced? The only reason I can think for them to wait five years is so Morgan is old enough to be a distinct personality. One year would have been a short enough time that a couple of billion people could be reabsorbed with minimal chaos, and Thor could well be on his way to slovenly decay. And Ronin could still wreak mayhem on lots and lots of people.

But Steve can't move on, so of course let's not consider how it affects the rest of the world. The wars that break out as 2-3 billion people try to refind a place in the world will be horrible. But Steve got to play house with Peggy in a time loop.


Emily - May 04, 2019 3:15:25 pm PDT #2829 of 4004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Connie, except that it seems like the reduced the resources as well? That part makes no sense to me AT ALL, but they did say "living things," not just sentient beings. Which is ridiculous. But...


Zenkitty - May 04, 2019 3:17:43 pm PDT #2830 of 4004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Okay, let's see if I can unravel this one thing. Banner told Swinton that the divergent timelines created when they took the stones would collapse when they put the stones back and thus the original timeline would be repaired. She seemed to agree with that, her objection was that she didn't trust them not to fuck it up. (Which, fair.) But they ended up taking the tesseract twice - once when Hulk messed up the heist and Loki took off with it, and once from the army base. Steve presumably returned the tesseract he had to the place he got it, the base, leaving the Loki-tesseract unreturned and the Loki-tesseract timeline presumably intact. WHich gives us a whole new universe to play in, in the upcoming Loki tv series, presumably.

Is no one going to mention Ant-Man saying "Flick me!" and hiking his butt in the air? I almost choked on my popcorn.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2019 3:22:43 pm PDT #2831 of 4004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They did say that Thanos dusted half of all living things in his Snap. I thought that's why Scott looked out at birds in the trees and smiled and said "I think it worked."

Still, five years is too long. Unless we're supposed to believe that everyone in the world suffered severe depression and could not move on. But that does seem to be what the writers were saying.


Kalshane - May 04, 2019 3:23:03 pm PDT #2832 of 4004
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

My understanding was the Ancient One's issue wasn't with divergent timelines in general, but rather divergent timelines in which one or more of the Stones had been removed. Which means Loki being on the run with the Space Stone isn't disasterous as the Space Stone still exists, it's just in Loki's pocket rather than Odin's Vault.

Of course, if the Stones not existing is disasterous, what does that mean for the main timeline when Thanos destroyed them? That's definitely its own problem.