Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

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Emily - May 04, 2019 11:12:54 am PDT #2813 of 4004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh and also! I loved America's Ass and really most of Captain America's moments. And Ant-Man's total Cap fanboyishness. Also Loki looking confused and then gleeful when the Tesseract basically falls into his lap.

And, as though just to reinforce this feeling from Infinity War, the Soul Stone logic makes no sense because no one sacrificed anyone! I guess you could make the argument that Natasha loved herself? But the guy says "sacrifice something you love" and Clint absolutely did NOT sacrifice her. Rather the opposite. I'm starting to think we shouldn't trust the floating red guy. Maybe the trick is just that somebody has to die and this is his way of keeping visitors from saying, well then why not you? He's probably the first one to keep this job for more than one visit.

I loved the moment when I realized that the movie was three hours long so we were actually going to see all the missions.

Geometrical complaint: How the fuck do you invert a mobius strip? HOW?

And I really liked Black Widow's hair. That's absolutely not a spoiler, I just liked it both ways.


Kalshane - May 04, 2019 11:18:33 am PDT #2814 of 4004
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Speaking of hair: Brie Larson totally rocked the current comic hairstyle.


DebetEsse - May 04, 2019 12:01:35 pm PDT #2815 of 4004
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Emily, I disagree with Clint absolutely did NOT sacrifice her.

Because he consciously decided to let go of her hand. It may be worth asking if it would have worked if either of them had unilaterally jumped and died without the involvement of the other, but they gave him that beat, which, I think, counts.


chrismg - May 04, 2019 12:28:55 pm PDT #2816 of 4004
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Deb, it looked to me like she pushed off the cliff and yanked hr arm out of his grip.


DebetEsse - May 04, 2019 12:35:16 pm PDT #2817 of 4004
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Huh. I'll have to keep an eye out when I re-watch because that is not what I came away with.

Side-note: "Debet", please. Deb is someone else.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2019 1:37:31 pm PDT #2818 of 4004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Emily, I had the same geometrical complaint.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2019 1:37:32 pm PDT #2819 of 4004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Emily - May 04, 2019 2:13:40 pm PDT #2820 of 4004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, Debet, that's a possibility. Although indeed the whole bit leading up to that with each of them trying to jump off wouldn't seem to count, which would be kind of a let-down. "So... I have some bad news and some other bad news about our mission."


Jesse - May 04, 2019 2:16:11 pm PDT #2821 of 4004
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I really liked Black Widow's hair. That's absolutely not a spoiler, I just liked it both ways.

It took the internet to tell me this, but of course the red is Natasha's natural color, which she had just grown out for five years.


Emily - May 04, 2019 2:19:14 pm PDT #2822 of 4004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

See, Jesse, I figured that, and I liked that it told a story through hair! Because yeah, I can see Nat not feeling like doing all the playing with color she'd been doing before. Girl is seriously depressed.