Okay, true. It could be worse. It could be a Gandalf beard. But that doesn't mean I dig the hobo beard.
Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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BRB, developing a conspiracy theory linking feral hobo editors to hobo beards.
Though MyLoveIsSoPure, I, also, prefer Cap beardless.
NO SHAME. NONE. I'll just quote a dude who said "Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right."
Yeah, okay, plant yourself like a tree by the river of WRONG if you have to!
The star-spangled man with a plan has got my back on my very principled stance on the hobo beard.
It's artfully shaggy! AND WHILE I REALIZE THIS WILL JUST MAKE YOU PLANT THOSE TREE ROOTS DEEPER, IT IS FAR CLOSER TO HIPSTER THAN HOBO.
Also it really ties his face together.
Oh, and I decided that (re: Venom trailer) Jenny Slate's pronunciation is actually the trade name. Since she says, "We call it SimBYote," it's not that that's what it is, just what they call it. Given the names they give prescription meds, it may well be spelled with an X or Z for the S sound. Plus a silent Q.
One of my first comments after the movie ended was, "You thought he had long hair and a beard BEFORE???"
So, this week's Legion:
So. Very. Disturbing.
Oh, and Agents Of Shield:
That "fold people up" effect is also disturbing.
AND WHILE I REALIZE THIS WILL JUST MAKE YOU PLANT THOSE TREE ROOTS DEEPER, IT IS FAR CLOSER TO HIPSTER THAN HOBO.
Okay, I would pay good money to see Cap trying to go undercover and blend in with a hipster crowd, wearing, say, skinny cuffed jeans and a "Camp Butterworth 1983" t-shirt.
He spent two years with Natasha. I am pretty sure this happened.