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Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

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-t - May 03, 2018 12:39:09 pm PDT #2193 of 4010
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

BRB, developing a conspiracy theory linking feral hobo editors to hobo beards.


EpicTangent - May 03, 2018 12:54:07 pm PDT #2194 of 4010
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Though MyLoveIsSoPure, I, also, prefer Cap beardless.


P.M. Marc - May 03, 2018 1:02:28 pm PDT #2195 of 4010
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

NO SHAME. NONE. I'll just quote a dude who said "Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right."

Yeah, okay, plant yourself like a tree by the river of WRONG if you have to!

The star-spangled man with a plan has got my back on my very principled stance on the hobo beard.

It's artfully shaggy! AND WHILE I REALIZE THIS WILL JUST MAKE YOU PLANT THOSE TREE ROOTS DEEPER, IT IS FAR CLOSER TO HIPSTER THAN HOBO.

Also it really ties his face together.


EpicTangent - May 03, 2018 1:36:01 pm PDT #2196 of 4010
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, and I decided that (re: Venom trailer) Jenny Slate's pronunciation is actually the trade name. Since she says, "We call it SimBYote," it's not that that's what it is, just what they call it. Given the names they give prescription meds, it may well be spelled with an X or Z for the S sound. Plus a silent Q.


Jesse - May 03, 2018 4:32:56 pm PDT #2197 of 4010
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

One of my first comments after the movie ended was, "You thought he had long hair and a beard BEFORE???"


DCJensen - May 03, 2018 9:52:12 pm PDT #2198 of 4010
All is well that ends in pizza.

So, this week's Legion:

So. Very. Disturbing.


DCJensen - May 03, 2018 9:54:13 pm PDT #2199 of 4010
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh, and Agents Of Shield:

That "fold people up" effect is also disturbing.


Steph L. - May 04, 2018 5:23:56 am PDT #2200 of 4010
I look more rad than Lutheranism

AND WHILE I REALIZE THIS WILL JUST MAKE YOU PLANT THOSE TREE ROOTS DEEPER, IT IS FAR CLOSER TO HIPSTER THAN HOBO.

Okay, I would pay good money to see Cap trying to go undercover and blend in with a hipster crowd, wearing, say, skinny cuffed jeans and a "Camp Butterworth 1983" t-shirt.


P.M. Marc - May 04, 2018 5:53:01 am PDT #2201 of 4010
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

He spent two years with Natasha. I am pretty sure this happened.


Steph L. - May 04, 2018 7:33:30 am PDT #2202 of 4010
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ha! I'd still pay good money to see it, though.