Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Marvel Universe: Infinite Chrises

Discussion of all Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies and TV shows, including, but not limited to, the Avengers, Captain America, Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, etc., etc., etc. ad-infinitum.

Discussion of non-MCU Marvel titles like the X-Men or the Fantastic Four is also permitted. Ties to comics may be discussed, but this is not the primary forum for comics discussion (see the Other Media thread).

Spoiler policy: For broadcast TV shows, blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast. For movies and Internet streaming shows, whitefont all plot-related discussion until it's been in wide release two weeks. Posters are encouraged to preface their posts to indicate the subject, particulary if switching subjects.


Kalshane - Jun 02, 2016 10:47:39 am PDT #1106 of 4004
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

My only knowledge of military rank comes from watching MASH and Star Trek.

It wouldn't surprise me if they made her an actual Captain in the MCU since I think that's what the unpowered version of Carol from the Ultimate Universe (before she got promoted to Director of SHIELD) was.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 02, 2016 12:43:08 pm PDT #1107 of 4004
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Makes sense. Presumably she's not going to go through the Ms. Marvel/Binary/Warbird iterations and will just be the first Captain Marvel in the MCU.


Polter-Cow - Jun 02, 2016 1:16:43 pm PDT #1108 of 4004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That would make sense, though I wonder if they will nod to a Ms. Marvel moniker or era somehow to set up Kamala Khan in the MCU. Which is a faint hope, I know.


P.M. Marc - Jun 03, 2016 6:30:23 am PDT #1109 of 4004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

So. Namor's back in the ranks.

Damn it! Why did they have to cast Cumberbatch as Strange? He would be a PERFECT Namor.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 03, 2016 12:27:35 pm PDT #1110 of 4004
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Pity Corin Nemec doesn't look the part, since he apparently can hold his breath for like 5 minutes or so.


P.M. Marc - Jun 03, 2016 12:59:17 pm PDT #1111 of 4004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I found my dream Namor.

[link]


P.M. Marc - Jun 03, 2016 12:59:41 pm PDT #1112 of 4004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

...

The words "my dream Namor" just left my fingers.

What the fuck, self?


DavidS - Jun 03, 2016 1:41:11 pm PDT #1113 of 4004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The words "my dream Namor" just left my fingers.

He does look perfect for the part though.


P.M. Marc - Jun 03, 2016 1:55:59 pm PDT #1114 of 4004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Doesn't he just?

Bonus: he'd be required to be wet.


EpicTangent - Jun 03, 2016 3:06:28 pm PDT #1115 of 4004
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I don't actually know who Namor is, but I fully support any plan to get the man you linked into my theater.