I am about to get on a plane, so I won't be around to open packages until the 28th.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.
Buh bye, 2014.
Dana - Dec 23, 2014 9:24:42 am PST #134 of 300
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Toddson - Dec 23, 2014 9:35:02 am PST #135 of 300
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
yay! the package turned up! I am GREATLY relieved.
EpicTangent - Dec 23, 2014 11:04:30 am PST #136 of 300
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Heard back from the guy who hosted the less-than-awesome party with the predatory towtruck - the earring has been found! Yay, tiny redemption of crapstorm day!
aurelia - Dec 23, 2014 3:24:58 pm PST #137 of 300
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
If something arrives for me this week it will sit safely in my office until I return on Monday.
Tom Scola - Dec 23, 2014 3:29:40 pm PST #138 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
So far I’ve gotten, if I’m counting correctly, twelve postcards from my Secret Santa, from various places across the country.
Laura - Dec 23, 2014 4:07:48 pm PST #139 of 300
Our wings are not tired.
Santa does travel quite extensively.
Pix - Dec 23, 2014 4:51:57 pm PST #140 of 300
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Wily Santa.
quester - Dec 24, 2014 11:39:00 am PST #141 of 300
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
That's amazing, Tom.
Tom Scola - Dec 24, 2014 1:24:12 pm PST #142 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
USPS says my package was delivered!
dcp - Dec 24, 2014 4:42:34 pm PST #143 of 300
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
It's over thirty years old now, but the Christmas sketch from Yes, Minister still makes me laugh: [link]