River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.

Buh bye, 2014.


EpicTangent - Dec 23, 2014 11:04:30 am PST #136 of 300
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Heard back from the guy who hosted the less-than-awesome party with the predatory towtruck - the earring has been found! Yay, tiny redemption of crapstorm day!


aurelia - Dec 23, 2014 3:24:58 pm PST #137 of 300
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

If something arrives for me this week it will sit safely in my office until I return on Monday.


Tom Scola - Dec 23, 2014 3:29:40 pm PST #138 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

So far I’ve gotten, if I’m counting correctly, twelve postcards from my Secret Santa, from various places across the country.


Laura - Dec 23, 2014 4:07:48 pm PST #139 of 300
Our wings are not tired.

Santa does travel quite extensively.


Pix - Dec 23, 2014 4:51:57 pm PST #140 of 300
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Wily Santa.


quester - Dec 24, 2014 11:39:00 am PST #141 of 300
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

That's amazing, Tom.


Tom Scola - Dec 24, 2014 1:24:12 pm PST #142 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

USPS says my package was delivered!


dcp - Dec 24, 2014 4:42:34 pm PST #143 of 300
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

It's over thirty years old now, but the Christmas sketch from Yes, Minister still makes me laugh: [link]


smonster - Dec 24, 2014 5:56:05 pm PST #144 of 300
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Epic, glad your earring was found!

My gifts are all en route. Love reading everyone's accounts of what they received!


SuziQ - Dec 24, 2014 7:04:42 pm PST #145 of 300
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the place
Not a creature was stirring, except in one place;
The stockings were stuffed full of goodies with care,
Thanks to mom finding treats for all to be fair;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
Texting their friends all the thoughts in their heads;
And mom in her jammies, pours herself a night cap,
Before settling down for a long winter's nap.