Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Nov 07, 2014 6:19:57 am PST #9943 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

TMI I went around the back side of the house, opposite to where the work is going on and in view of nothing.


-t - Nov 07, 2014 6:22:54 am PST #9944 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That was going to be my suggestion. Because you're in the woods, after all.


meara - Nov 07, 2014 7:38:44 am PST #9945 of 30000

OH, the house in the WOODS! I was trying to picture you going around the corner at your condo, Brenda, and was very concerned...

It's at my house! So, you know, woods and strange sounds in the night and no streetlights.

It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!


Jesse - Nov 07, 2014 8:13:03 am PST #9946 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You guys, I think I actually can't work as hard as my job needs me to right now. I have shit to get done today, and I feel like it's fine, but my boss is all, "Is it excellent?" Man, I don't know, and I don't actually care. Whoops.


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2014 8:20:04 am PST #9947 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"Is it excellent?"

No pressure, tho.


Jessica - Nov 07, 2014 8:25:01 am PST #9948 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm ready to call it a day and hit the pub. So many things are going wrong right now we're going to miss all our targets anyway, so why not just give in?


Jesse - Nov 07, 2014 8:25:16 am PST #9949 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I swear to god the thing I was working on yesterday was 10% better when I finished it at 7pm than when I sent out a draft at 9am. NOT WORTH IT.

That's not even the most annoying thing today!


Jesse - Nov 07, 2014 8:25:35 am PST #9950 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I FEEL YOU, JESS.


Sue - Nov 07, 2014 8:28:36 am PST #9951 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I'm ready to call it a day and hit the pub. So many things are going wrong right now we're going to miss all our targets anyway, so why not just give in?

I am so there with you.

I've had to cold call people and ask nosy work questions over the last couple of weeks, and it's sucking the life right out of me. I have a handful more to do this afternoon, and I'm in total avoidance mode.


Dana - Nov 07, 2014 8:32:49 am PST #9952 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I was up until 12:30 last night with work, so I took a goddamn sick day today and feel no guilt about it. Especially since I was sick this week (though mostly recovered today).