Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Nov 06, 2014 5:33:14 am PST #9814 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh but jeez - either 2 spaces or no spaces. The single space at the end is making my eye twitch.


Connie Neil - Nov 06, 2014 6:16:02 am PST #9815 of 30000
brillig

When I'm putting fic online, I make sure to use the -- (with spaces) because different people's systems convert the em dash differently. Though maybe people aren't copying fic off websites as often as I do. Fancy formatting turns into weird symbols in my tablet, I have a whole collection of macros I run to convert files into plain text. No curly quotes for me.


Theodosia - Nov 06, 2014 6:31:48 am PST #9816 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm volunteer-tutoring at my local high school, and one of the things that the counselor was most enthusiastic about was me helping the college applicants. Not just helping them with essays, but evidently the computer skills needed to upload transcripts, scan pictures and so on are a big time-sink for staff and students.

A reminder to me that not every student comes from a household with a computer....


Sue - Nov 06, 2014 6:50:29 am PST #9817 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Sports Night, an oral history: [link]


-t - Nov 06, 2014 7:10:36 am PST #9818 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I called in sick today, but I thought I would log in remotely and take care of these two things that I knew had to get done today and ought to have been easy. Well, one was in fact easy. I'm at the point where the other one can just fuck off. I tried handing it off to someone else, maybe they can take care of it...


Zenkitty - Nov 06, 2014 7:11:39 am PST #9819 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

oh, msbelle, what a pita. Companies assuming everyone is completely familiar and comfortable with computers now and doing everything online is easier and faster is such a mistake.

Me asking for complete detailed instructions for a procedure I'm not familiar with, and getting instructions that include doing things that are not even an option in the online menu -- that's reason for cursing, right? I can't even guess what she means, and she's gone. It's noon and I've done not a single bit of my own work. Fvck it, I'm going to lunch.


Toddson - Nov 06, 2014 7:47:22 am PST #9820 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The person who handles most of our benefits, when I've had a question in the past, will say, "oh you just do such and such" ... not realizeing that she can do it because she has administrative access, but none of the rest of us can. Maddening.

And let me chime in - late - with a vote for spaces before and after a dash. It means that if the word + dash + next word come at the end of a line you don't end up with the whole thing going to the next line (since systems will treat the combination as one long word).


Cass - Nov 06, 2014 8:21:08 am PST #9821 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

and doing everything online is easier and faster is such a mistake.

I work for the govt and they require an epic amount of 'training' and I can't tell you how often the answer on how to find a course is to, "Google it."

I had to watch, read and click along to an hourlong course that informed me it was unsafe to ride my motorcycle without a helmet. One, I know. Two, the govt says it's people are required to wear a helmet regardless of state law so I'm not sure why everyone needs a whole training on the matter. Three, took me twenty minutes to find the damn course.

Excellent use of my time, I tell you.


Hil R. - Nov 06, 2014 8:27:45 am PST #9822 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I had about two hours of training on how to recognize signs of child abuse, and what my legal responsibilities are to report it, and exactly which university officials have what different responsibilities. I do not work with children.


lisah - Nov 06, 2014 8:30:07 am PST #9823 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

No spaces around m-dashes!

Sophia, keyboard shortcut in Word is ctrl+alt and the number pad (10-key? What's it called?) dash.