and doing everything online is easier and faster is such a mistake.
I work for the govt and they require an epic amount of 'training' and I can't tell you how often the answer on how to find a course is to, "Google it."
I had to watch, read and click along to an hourlong course that informed me it was unsafe to ride my motorcycle without a helmet. One, I know. Two, the govt says it's people are required to wear a helmet regardless of state law so I'm not sure why everyone needs a whole training on the matter. Three, took me twenty minutes to find the damn course.
Excellent use of my time, I tell you.
I had about two hours of training on how to recognize signs of child abuse, and what my legal responsibilities are to report it, and exactly which university officials have what different responsibilities. I do not work with children.
No spaces around m-dashes!
Sophia, keyboard shortcut in Word is ctrl+alt and the number pad (10-key? What's it called?) dash.
IEEE style neither requires nor forbids spaces around emdashes, requiring only that their use must be consist within the article. Personally, I prefer emdashes without spaces, and will change usage to that. Unless the author gives me grief about it, in which case I give in because life is short.
in which case I give in because life is short.
So many crises could be resolved with that philosophy. But then, I don't care if I "win" in these situations or not.
This training class, which I am attending from home since I am sick, was supposed to end at 12:30. Apparently we don't care about time and will just keep talking forever, through everyone's normal lunch hours.
Kill me now, is what I'm saying.
I bought a wine glass with unnecessary ellipses in the text printed on it and had to get out a sharp knife and scrape them off before I could use the glass.
[FTR:
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home.
Ellipses after the "if". How am I supposed to live with that??]
Maybe it was legitimately a longer quote originally.
It's not drinking alone if [the cat's away but] the dog is home.
Oh, god, do I want to try to see the webcast of today's guest speaker? This is not a restful sick day, my friends.