I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Nov 03, 2014 3:32:23 am PST #9544 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Too bad... but then you really don't want a tight-rope walker to feel rushed.

I had a middle of the night anxiety attack (less than a panic attack, just couldn't stop thinking about how much money I have left and how fast it's going to go) so I self-medicated with The Walking Dead, as they've definitely got more problems than I do.

Today I'm having minor surgery to remove the cyst on my forehead that makes an unsightly bump, which I've been waiting for anxiously for months. So wish me minor-surgery-ma.


-t - Nov 03, 2014 3:35:52 am PST #9545 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Minor surgery ~ma!


-t - Nov 03, 2014 3:55:37 am PST #9546 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In me news - burnt the tips of my fingers and the roof of my mouth eating breakfast. Outlook is very Monday.


Jesse - Nov 03, 2014 3:57:29 am PST #9547 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hope all goes well, Theo!

Man, I spoke too soon about my stupid toe.


Sue - Nov 03, 2014 5:25:07 am PST #9548 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Good luck Theo.

I dreamt last night that I was hanging out with Benedict Cumberbatch. It was all very weird and random...like hanging out in a mall food court. Then we went back to the place where I was staying to gather my things. He gave me his email to keep in touch. And I discovered that my bras, which I was sure I had packed were all stacked on top of my suitcase. Then Plei shows up (by this time BC has disappeared) and says, "Oh yeah, they looked like ones I might be interested in, so I tried them on..."

It was a strange and random dream.


DavidS - Nov 03, 2014 5:34:44 am PST #9549 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Easy peasey surgery-ma, Connie.

Minus-t and Jesse: mind your digits.


Laura - Nov 03, 2014 5:53:49 am PST #9550 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Quick & Easy Surgery~ma!


Calli - Nov 03, 2014 5:56:35 am PST #9551 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Minor surgery ~ma, Theodosia!

I just filed for unemployment (the state makes you wait until your severance period's over). There are two jobs that are supposed to get back to me in the next couple of weeks with a final decision, and it may take that long for my claim to process. But I figure that not filing will guarantee neither position will come through, so I filled out the forms. NC's system is surprisingly non-awful.


Kat - Nov 03, 2014 6:54:16 am PST #9552 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From way back:

ION, pretty disappointed not to see Lori in this video: [link]

Jesse, the third pumpkin down is Lori's group's. they won a prize.


Jesse - Nov 03, 2014 7:11:04 am PST #9553 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know! That's why I was hoping for Actual Lori in the video.