Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 27, 2014 1:49:12 pm PDT #9037 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

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Strix - Oct 27, 2014 1:54:32 pm PDT #9038 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesse's right about the resume, Connie.

Wow, Laurie Holden! That's pretty fucking awesome!


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2014 1:56:30 pm PDT #9039 of 30000
brillig

Is it still resume fashion to do things in sentence fragments "seasoned technical support professional", or is it "I am a seasoned technical support professional"? Stupid, changeable, possibly-career-gutting nitpicky details.


Jesse - Oct 27, 2014 1:58:14 pm PDT #9040 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like I've heard somewhere that The Kids Today might put full sentences in the description of each position, but I wouldn't. Even in the summary, I wouldn't start with "I am," but it wouldn't hurt. Neither thing would really hurt, probably.


Jesse - Oct 27, 2014 1:59:57 pm PDT #9041 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You might find some tips at Ask A Manager, too: [link]


Strix - Oct 27, 2014 2:01:43 pm PDT #9042 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Fragments. Don't use "I" in a resume; Try to begin frags with verbs if possible -- Developed, beta-tested and maintained 3 databases for HooHa Management Functions -- and try to be specific: 15+ years of advanced quantum fuckery. "Proficient in Word, Excel, Blah, Whatsit, Nonsuch and Blerglehorf" instead of "Computer literate."


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2014 2:03:45 pm PDT #9043 of 30000
brillig

I'm getting the idea that I should put in the tech support related things and save the "what did you do in this gap?" for a possible interview. Especially when filling in an online resume.


Atropa - Oct 27, 2014 2:27:09 pm PDT #9044 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Not by my clock. Delete often is not really delete.

Thank goodness I have paranoid habits about always keeping backups of repository folders on my own machine. That was an exciting few hours.


sarameg - Oct 27, 2014 2:29:27 pm PDT #9045 of 30000

Strix, that's some kinda kitty finding karma!


Laura - Oct 27, 2014 2:34:55 pm PDT #9046 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

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That is a beautiful thing to read. Well done.

Thank goodness I have paranoid habits about always keeping backups

Woo! I'd say that chocolate vodka can be used to celebrate now.