Fragments. Don't use "I" in a resume; Try to begin frags with verbs if possible -- Developed, beta-tested and maintained 3 databases for HooHa Management Functions -- and try to be specific: 15+ years of advanced quantum fuckery. "Proficient in Word, Excel, Blah, Whatsit, Nonsuch and Blerglehorf" instead of "Computer literate."
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Oct 27, 2014 2:01:43 pm PDT #9042 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2014 2:03:45 pm PDT #9043 of 30000
brillig
I'm getting the idea that I should put in the tech support related things and save the "what did you do in this gap?" for a possible interview. Especially when filling in an online resume.
Atropa - Oct 27, 2014 2:27:09 pm PDT #9044 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Not by my clock. Delete often is not really delete.
Thank goodness I have paranoid habits about always keeping backups of repository folders on my own machine. That was an exciting few hours.
sarameg - Oct 27, 2014 2:29:27 pm PDT #9045 of 30000
Strix, that's some kinda kitty finding karma!
Laura - Oct 27, 2014 2:34:55 pm PDT #9046 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Walking Dead Actress involved in busting sex slave order: [link]
That is a beautiful thing to read. Well done.
Thank goodness I have paranoid habits about always keeping backups
Woo! I'd say that chocolate vodka can be used to celebrate now.
Juliebird - Oct 27, 2014 3:20:46 pm PDT #9047 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Tried to go see Frankenstein at a local movie theatre and they were sold out.
Which reminded me that I've been craving rewatching Plunkett & McLeane, Netflix does not have it, nor does iTunes. And I'm re-exploring Netflix after several years: do they not do trailers anymore? I'm disappointed all around.
sarameg - Oct 27, 2014 3:57:05 pm PDT #9048 of 30000
I cannot sit without a cat on my lap. Given the forecast, I juuuust might make it to November 1 before turning on the heat. But I probably need to bring in my jasmine plant before Halloween if I want it to survive another winter.
Burrell - Oct 27, 2014 4:01:26 pm PDT #9049 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Phew, Jilli! I agree that a celebratory vodka is in order.
You are not a failure, Burrell! You are doing the best you can.
Thanks but... I think I need to be trying harder. To not get mad, to keep my daughter on task, etc. But that still might not address the bottom line, which is what do we do if we think she's struggling so hard to meet expectations and address work habits that she's not actually learning the materials all that well? That's my current worry.
sarameg - Oct 27, 2014 5:10:33 pm PDT #9050 of 30000
I think, when I hand out candy, I should sit on my porch in my prom dress, sawzall, crowbar and a piece of the concrete board remainders on the table, work gloves and my safety glasses and vent mask. Maybe an old pot of paint and a roller. I'll be HandyWoman.
The parents'll get it.
Ginger - Oct 27, 2014 5:29:20 pm PDT #9051 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Or, with some makeup, you could be Handy Zombie.