Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Oct 17, 2014 5:29:50 am PDT #8380 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Excellent!


sarameg - Oct 17, 2014 5:35:11 am PDT #8381 of 30000

Awesome! Ask about a hardship/Samaritan discount, seriously.


tommyrot - Oct 17, 2014 5:39:25 am PDT #8382 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've recently joined Twitter and now I've fallen down the Twitter rabbit hole. (I'm @tommyrot5.)

And how weird is it that the very first response to anything I tweeted came from The Bloggess?

eta: I just realized this was ambiguous.


Scrappy - Oct 17, 2014 6:44:00 am PDT #8383 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It is weird, if by "weird" you mean super awesome!


Jesse - Oct 17, 2014 7:55:00 am PDT #8384 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fuuuuck. Just had a traumatic phone call. Should be more traumatic for other people, but now I hope they don't make it worse. At least there was pie in the conference room.


flea - Oct 17, 2014 8:13:55 am PDT #8385 of 30000
information libertarian

I had TWO loud angry mentally ill patrons in one hour at the desk just now. One is one of the only regulars at the library who scares me. Sigh.


shrift - Oct 17, 2014 8:29:12 am PDT #8386 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oy, flea. That sucks.

This morning I got to work only to realize that the laptop bag I'd told myself not to forget was still at home, so I had to turn around with a coffee in hand to get my work machine. Yesterday I forgot my phone and had to turn around. I blame yesterday's migraine and today's migraine hangover for my failboating.

I scalded my left hand about an hour ago.

Both the hockey teams I follow lost their games. This has been a shitcake of a week.


Sue - Oct 17, 2014 8:52:18 am PDT #8387 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Another candidate for Buffista Island, Maritime edition: [link]


Jesse - Oct 17, 2014 9:00:39 am PDT #8388 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man, I kind of threw someone under the bus about my work trauma, to my boss -- and I said I would not say that outside of our department! So he just said he's going to say it in a meeting of higher-ups he was on his way to. Not quoting me. This is why he's my favorite.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 17, 2014 9:26:30 am PDT #8389 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Finally caught after weeks being behind on this thread. brackets and -ma for all that needs them. That is all.