You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Oct 13, 2014 4:59:03 pm PDT #8153 of 30000

Every home improvement/repair in my house is an adventure. I've accepted that. Comes with the years and changing standards, good and bad. (Good=better wiring and plumbing. Flat roofs, yeahno. Bad=lost arts like plastering which last 80 years, but are now spendy to restore. And this house is freaking solid, even with as much neglect as it has seen.)

And once I realized the plaster had to go, popping the rest off was fun! I'm a picker, I like peeling and scraping. (Yes, I was the kid who played with Elmer's and rubber cement to peel it off...)


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2014 5:09:17 pm PDT #8154 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I once had to sit through an hour-long session on how to use the new photocopier.

We had to have an all-staff meeting to discuss where to place the new photocopier. This took 45 minutes. I am not making this up.

Yes, I was the kid who played with Elmer's and rubber cement to peel it off...

I totally did that!


Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2014 5:22:13 pm PDT #8155 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yes, I was the kid who played with Elmer's and rubber cement to peel it off...

I used to carefully peel the silver foil off the paper backing of chewing gum wrappers. I don't remember why.


sarameg - Oct 13, 2014 5:22:18 pm PDT #8156 of 30000

Until I started doing fake nails, nail polish was a waste. I'd peel it off.(didn't help that my nails don't stick with polish well)


Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2014 5:23:53 pm PDT #8157 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Regular nail polish makes my nails peel off in layers like an onion. I have to use the kind with no formaldehyde or tolulene. I rarely bother.


Jessica - Oct 13, 2014 5:36:20 pm PDT #8158 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As in Tom Mison doing Ichabod Crane giving you directions. This is glorious.

Aaaaaaaa I just installed this and he told me "in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right."

(Except I know from experience that I'll probably switch back to a computer voice after two or three annoyed drives where he doesn't read the street names. Also the help menu still answers in Android Siri.)


Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2014 5:41:24 pm PDT #8159 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Maybe I'll have him tell me how to get to places I already know how to get to, just to listen to him.


Dana - Oct 13, 2014 5:50:46 pm PDT #8160 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I do wish Ichabod and Terry said the street names, but I'm usually using it to get around traffic, not direct me somewhere unfamiliar.

in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right.

Also, this made me go "eeeeeeee!" I can't wait to try it tomorrow.


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2014 5:54:32 pm PDT #8161 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aaaaaaaa I just installed this and he told me "in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right."

I just tried to click Like on that post SO HARD.


Vortex - Oct 13, 2014 5:56:57 pm PDT #8162 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Grrr, I don't have enough space on my phone to install Waze.