Regular nail polish makes my nails peel off in layers like an onion. I have to use the kind with no formaldehyde or tolulene. I rarely bother.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2014 5:23:53 pm PDT #8157 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jessica - Oct 13, 2014 5:36:20 pm PDT #8158 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
As in Tom Mison doing Ichabod Crane giving you directions. This is glorious.
Aaaaaaaa I just installed this and he told me "in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right."
(Except I know from experience that I'll probably switch back to a computer voice after two or three annoyed drives where he doesn't read the street names. Also the help menu still answers in Android Siri.)
Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2014 5:41:24 pm PDT #8159 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Maybe I'll have him tell me how to get to places I already know how to get to, just to listen to him.
Dana - Oct 13, 2014 5:50:46 pm PDT #8160 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I do wish Ichabod and Terry said the street names, but I'm usually using it to get around traffic, not direct me somewhere unfamiliar.
in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right.
Also, this made me go "eeeeeeee!" I can't wait to try it tomorrow.
Steph L. - Oct 13, 2014 5:54:32 pm PDT #8161 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Aaaaaaaa I just installed this and he told me "in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right."
I just tried to click Like on that post SO HARD.
Vortex - Oct 13, 2014 5:56:57 pm PDT #8162 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Grrr, I don't have enough space on my phone to install Waze.
Jessica - Oct 13, 2014 6:00:56 pm PDT #8163 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I do wish Ichabod and Terry said the street names
Yeah, I understand why it's not technically feasible to lock an actor in a recording booth for a year having them read the names of every street in the US, Mexico, and Canada, but we have Autotune now! Can't we have people just read phonemes and then magically assemble them into words?
sarameg - Oct 13, 2014 6:42:29 pm PDT #8164 of 30000
Periodically, I look up and am all GODDAMN, startled by my wall.
Also, fuck you adobe, I just want to post some public domain images, but you'll only save them as images in thirds. Go die.
aurelia - Oct 13, 2014 7:18:15 pm PDT #8165 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
"in naught-point-one miles, turn your carriage to the right."
That is delightful.
Kat - Oct 13, 2014 7:21:37 pm PDT #8166 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sara, sorry about your wall woes.
We had to have an all-staff meeting to discuss where to place the new photocopier. This took 45 minutes. I am not making this up.
We once had a three day retreat (granted it was in Sonoma) where we spent the whole time covering what to do if the girls chewed gum, how to record tardies and dealing with the uniform policy.