Wow, sarameg. Just wow.
I hope that the con people will turn out to not be assholes, Jilli. And I"m glad your dad is okay and has eyes on him.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Wow, sarameg. Just wow.
I hope that the con people will turn out to not be assholes, Jilli. And I"m glad your dad is okay and has eyes on him.
Mmmmm, cumin-roasted cauliflower is the bomb. Thanks, Jess!
Jessica - this help me interview well for what was a job title change. It kept me on track and helped me not get sarcastic
good luck
This just convinced me to always lock the deadbolt when I'm staying in a hotel: [link]
I don't have a plausible explanation for coworkers as to where I have been for a month. Advice?
You were Clooney's wedding planner.
Or... give each person a different story drawn from episodes of Alias.
oooh! Or say "Two words. Duane Barry."
I don't have a plausible explanation for coworkers as to where I have been for a month. Advice?
Alien abduction. They can't prove it didn't happen! Seriously, you don't have to say anything more than, "had a medical thing, I'm better now, thanks for asking!" Some people really want more details than they're entitled to, but most people just want to know you're all right.
I'll ask my roommate, who was off for three months for depression treatment, how she handled queries -- she works at an MIT library, so the social situation is much like Allyson's.
Started off my day with two shots (Hep A and flu), but then there were donuts at the office! So that's nice.
I had scheduled what I thought was a call with someone in New York, but I guess he thought I was there, too, because he emailed suggested we meet at the Bouchon bakery. I would love to meet there! But [sadface] no.
Allyson, I'd agree with the others. Just make a vague statement about health problems, medical thing, personal emergency. My response to that would be, "I hope you're feeling better," in a tone of voice intended to convey that (1) I accept your explanation, and I'm not asking for more info, but also (b) I want you to know that I wish you well.
I'd save the wilder stories for the nosy types. And maybe for people that I'd feel comfortable enough to joke with -- which are people that I'd be willing to share details with, and probably know at least something already.
Tell them you were raptured but it didn't take.
Or probably what Fred said.