Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Jun 16, 2014 7:50:17 pm PDT #75 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

TNG may be a weenie, but she's a GSD and she barks at everyone.

They have big, big woofs. Even when actually weenies.


Burrell - Jun 16, 2014 8:25:20 pm PDT #76 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

When did we start calling robberies home invasions?

My understanding is like Consuela's, home invasions are when there is someone in the house while it is being robbed. Creepy.


Laura - Jun 17, 2014 2:50:49 am PDT #77 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm grateful that Zoe went so berserk and noisy when someone did try the door. Good to know. A coworker of mine woke one morning to find that her purse and wedding rings were stolen from the nightstand right next to her head while she slept. Her dog never made a sound. Someone had slit the screen door from the patio right outside her bedroom and come in her unlocked sliding glass doors. Ick. She and her husband were more than a little freaked out.

Timelies, or Timelines all. May Tuesday be a whole lot nicer than Monday.


Kat - Jun 17, 2014 4:06:04 am PDT #78 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Grace has follow up surgery today and I have a board meeting where they are going to announce Teacher of Year stuff. There is also a union action at the school district headquarters and performance of student musicians. So there will be no parking. And I have to be dressed up. ugh.


Laura - Jun 17, 2014 4:37:13 am PDT #79 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ah, another calm, relaxing, and routine day. My you be on the other side of it before you notice.


-t - Jun 17, 2014 4:40:44 am PDT #80 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, Kat.


sj - Jun 17, 2014 4:43:52 am PDT #81 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Surgery ~ma for Grace and calm~ma for you.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 17, 2014 5:03:09 am PDT #82 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My goodness, Kat- What a busy day!

I had a dream last night that I gave birth to an adorable orange kitten. It had one goopy eye, though, and it kept getting worse, but I couldn't take it to the vet for some reason (I think I was in a cult that did not let you get medical care). It was so super cute!


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2014 5:05:43 am PDT #83 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I was in a cult that did not let you get medical care

Oh dear.

That's one of the fun things about dreams--you just don't question the really weird stuff.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2014 5:06:20 am PDT #84 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good luck Kat and surgery~ma for Grace!