Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


EpicTangent - Jun 25, 2014 8:42:05 am PDT #704 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I think I made the right call, going back to the therapist and the psychiatrist.

I think this also = Responsibility Champion. Taking care of yourself = Job One.


Calli - Jun 25, 2014 8:42:36 am PDT #705 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I think this also = Responsibility Champion. Taking care of yourself = Job One.

Yes, this.


Theodosia - Jun 25, 2014 8:49:06 am PDT #706 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Connie, next time just bring in the Mountain Dew in a Coca Cola bottle.

That's the stupidest rule I've ever heard of, but I suppose it's worth it to keep the nurses happy with your husband.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2014 8:55:45 am PDT #707 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Since we're quoting Hyperbole and a Half, I'm about to go to the bank like a motherfucking adult. Booyah. (I am not, however, taking a shower before I go. Working from home is leading to me having the personal hygiene standards of a C.H.U.D. [I do always shower before Tim comes home. Usually RIGHT BEFORE he comes home, but I am by god clean before he walks in the door.])


SuziQ - Jun 25, 2014 9:08:38 am PDT #708 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

To quote Allie Brosh, "...an award for everyone who manages to work and email and take care of kids and not kill their plants." YOU are a Responsibility Champion!

Crap, can't keep plants alive. The kids are still alive, so there is that.


Amy - Jun 25, 2014 9:14:03 am PDT #709 of 30000
Because books.

Yeah, my plants are only hanging in there -- and they're all succulents -- but the kids are okay. So far.

Working from home is leading to me having the personal hygiene standards of a C.H.U.D.

SAME. When I'm sitting at the desk all day editing, sometimes it's just too much of a hassle to shower. But I am not un-depressed, either, so.


sj - Jun 25, 2014 9:16:51 am PDT #710 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

[I do always shower before Tim comes home. Usually RIGHT BEFORE he comes home, but I am by god clean before he walks in the door.)

I remember those days when I would make sure to have outdoor clothes on and dinner started before TCG got home. I got over it at some point.


Connie Neil - Jun 25, 2014 9:17:04 am PDT #711 of 30000
brillig

If not killing plants is the criterion of a responsible adult, then I don't qualify.


sj - Jun 25, 2014 9:18:33 am PDT #712 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I married someone who keeps the plants alive. That probably doesn't count does it?


SuziQ - Jun 25, 2014 9:23:14 am PDT #713 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm in my robe, no bra, no shower - headed to karate, so will have to dress in my gi. Then home for a shower, not washing my hair cause I'm getting it colored tonight. After work I see my chiropractor then off to my hair gal. Wheeeee!