I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Sep 25, 2014 4:06:46 am PDT #6945 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The downside to pretty trees. Job survival~ma, sarameg.

I think I can say with some certainty that the job economy sucks.


Jesse - Sep 25, 2014 4:16:46 am PDT #6946 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And yet, I have gotten one really good candidate for a position I'm trying to fill, and she took a different job elsewhere! I do not understand.


sarameg - Sep 25, 2014 6:17:31 am PDT #6947 of 30000

Dear Coworker-

If the instructions "edit this file. Put in appropriate message in the section starting at XXX" is clear as mud , I'm really not sure I can help you much further.


Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2014 7:07:48 am PDT #6948 of 30000
brillig

By edit, do you mean to put the appropriate message in the section starting at XXX? Or is there other editing that needs to be done?


-t - Sep 25, 2014 7:34:55 am PDT #6949 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am celebrating/taking-advantage-of-having-the-day-off by trying a duck recipe that involves dry brining, air drying, steaming, cooling to room temperature, and finally glazing and roasting. I am excite. We are at the air drying stage right now, the duck is brined and stuffed with cilantro and ginger and already smells pretty amazing. The recipe called for a 4-lb duck and I have a skinny little two-pounder, so it's going to be heavily seasoned. Which I think will suit me? We'll see.

I gave the leftover cilantro to the rabbits, of course, and now I am observing to see if they like it or not. One dove in for a few nibbles right when I gave it to them, the other declined to come from the platform she was resting on, but I went back to dealing with the duck and didn't see what happened nxt. The pile has not diminished much. Neither is doing anything to lead me to believe they experience a soapy taste, but how would I know? Results are inconclusive thus far.

I don't mean to gloat, but staying in my pajamas and drinking coffee on my couch while it rained this morning was SO NICE.


Hil R. - Sep 25, 2014 8:16:07 am PDT #6950 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Went to Rosh Hashanah services at my parents' synagogue. That was the first time I've ever walked out of a synagogue during a sermon. I just couldn't sit there and listen to that. (Israel, of course. He started with quoting Ben Franklin, "There never was a good war or a bad peace." The said that Franklin didn't actually mean that, he meant this whole equivocating thing. But, in any case, Franklin was wrong, because this latest was in Gaza was a good war. I can usually get through this stuff by making snarky comments to my dad under my breath, but this was just too much.)


-t - Sep 25, 2014 8:20:44 am PDT #6951 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, Hil, I'm sorry. The High Holidays sermons at my MiL's shul were always along those lines and they were both personally aggravating and so at odds with the actual services - good for you for leaving.


Hil R. - Sep 25, 2014 8:29:42 am PDT #6952 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was talking with a friend of mine who's a rabbi a few weeks ago, and she was saying that she knew some rabbis who were planning sermons like that, and she didn't understand it at all -- the rabbis have to know that there are much more nuanced discussions going on within the congregation, and doing a sermon like that is really insulting the intelligence of the congregants.


tommyrot - Sep 25, 2014 8:42:38 am PDT #6953 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Teppy, are you still following Nimona? Today's comic was great (but you really need to be caught up on on the comic to appreciate it).


Hil R. - Sep 25, 2014 8:46:49 am PDT #6954 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and one of the rabbi's examples of people holding Israel to a different standard, and protesting things that Israel does when they don't protest when other countries do the same thing: "Nobody protested the bombing of Vietnam." And this rabbi is at least 60 or so.