The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Sep 19, 2014 6:04:23 am PDT #6524 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There should be a clock app for your smartphone that could show several time zones at once? (Maybe I should write one.)


shrift - Sep 19, 2014 6:05:46 am PDT #6525 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have time zone clocks on my calendar and my phone so I know what time it is in San Francisco, NYC, London, Hyderabad, and Tokyo. There are more time zones I could add, but that gives me a pretty good frame of reference for when I can expect people to be working and when to schedule meetings.

I'm so tired. I wanted to sleep in and not do anything, but the painters were scheduled to arrive at 9am, so I dragged myself to the office. I'm putting coffee in my face and hoping my brain comes online at some point so I can start tackling my inbox and To Do list.


Hil R. - Sep 19, 2014 6:05:49 am PDT #6526 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm pretty sure there is one. Whenever I've been traveling in different time zones, my dad puts my time zones into his clock app, so that he knows when it's OK to call me.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2014 6:07:55 am PDT #6527 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I have a bunch of clocks on my desktop, which is nice for knowing what time it is right now, but it's not as helpful as I would have hoped for future planning.


brenda m - Sep 19, 2014 6:17:41 am PDT #6528 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If she had told me that at the start, I would have included the fucking dates. Redoing those reports is going to take forever and I don't have that kind of time.

I'm sorry, I don't have time to do that. If it's critical I can give you access to the database.


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2014 6:19:26 am PDT #6529 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh god. I'm having a total everything-is-overwhelming panic attack meltdown and I can't think of how to stop it. Why don't I make notes about this when I'm NOT melting down? Can't stop hyperventilating unless I hold my breath, but that only works for so long.


Dana - Sep 19, 2014 6:24:02 am PDT #6530 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm on a conference call that will not die.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2014 6:29:14 am PDT #6531 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Someone told me she would send me her own address "ASAP" 45 minutes ago. Our mutual big boss is going to ride my ass so hard for not having it from her yet. Argh.

Edit: Oh phew, he just left for his other thing without checking in with me. I guess my half-answering email was enough for the moment.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2014 6:32:53 am PDT #6532 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And Steph, would it help to completely eliminate everything that is not 100% necessary from your mind right now? Like, clearly this volunteer gig does not actually require your attention today. (No matter what the chair thinks.)


Strix - Sep 19, 2014 6:53:26 am PDT #6533 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm sending you a Xanax through the Intertubes!