Joyce: You don't think it's too obvious? I think I look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well groomed cat. Joyce: Well that's a comfort.

'Bring On The Night'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 10:17:37 am PDT #5958 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They don't seem to have addressed the fact that if Australian sheep owners said, "Fly free, little sheep," most of the sheep would have lives that were nasty, brutal and short.

At least some of them, because they created a breed that doesn't shed, has wrinkly skin for maximum surface area, and will die of overheating in a season. So, problem solved! No more unhappy Merino sheep, because no more Merino sheep.


Ginger - Sep 11, 2014 10:26:05 am PDT #5959 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What I was trying to say was that PETA doesn't seem to be offering any options except death for the sheep that are already there. The problem would be solved, but it hardly seems humane.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2014 10:29:24 am PDT #5960 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I was, of course, trying to reference The Simpsons.

That's what I thought. Was the Simpsons thing about dogs with bees shooting out of their mouths?

I understood that reference! t /Captain America

Africanized bees have made their way to northern Ohio? I thought they were just now reaching Tennessee.

We're very southern Ohio; just across the river from Kentucky (and my friend with the bees is in Kentucky). My understanding, from knowing about 4 people with backyard hives, is that the Africanized bees are definitely here. I have to take their word for it.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 10:41:34 am PDT #5961 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

PETA isn't big on options, in general, just stances.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 10:43:26 am PDT #5962 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I understood that reference! </Captain America>

There's a really heartbreaking moment in SPN where one character finally gets the reference, and my brain never fails to harsh my mellow with it after seeing this quote.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2014 11:01:58 am PDT #5963 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, this is interesting. My 25th high school reunion is in a few weeks. There are tours of the school during the day, and then the various classes organize their own parties in the evening. Well, I was never planning to go to my class party, because I'm not interested in that at all. But I wanted to go to a tour of the school, because I wanted to show Tim my high school.

I went to register online, and it had a place for my name. That's it. No spouse, family, etc. And then I looked at the photos from last year's reunion, and all the photos are of the alumnae (all women; I went to an all-girls' school). But I thought, hey, maybe they just prefer to use the photos with only the alumnae in them for their website, as a PR thing.

So I emailed to ask, hey, do alumnae bring their spouses/families, because I'd love to show my husband my high school.

The alumnae relations person emailed back, and was very nice, but said it's just alumnae, although if we were coming in from far out of town, they could make special arrangements for my husband.

So...they can fuck right off. That's weird, right? I mean, I get that spouses can be uncomfortable at reunion stuff because they don't often know a lot of the graduates, but I didn't expect to be told that no, the events are only for the alumnae, not your spouse.

So I'll be skipping that. Fuck them.


msbelle - Sep 11, 2014 11:02:19 am PDT #5964 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse feel fee to give out my contact info. Email is better than cell.


Calli - Sep 11, 2014 11:04:05 am PDT #5965 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I buy my honey from local beekeepers, precisely because I want to make sure I'm getting actual honey, not honey-flavored corn syrup.

I didn't know about the corn syrup thing. That said, I buy my honey locally because a friend sells it. I've no idea if her bees are Africanized, but in NC it's entirely possible.


Laura - Sep 11, 2014 11:14:17 am PDT #5966 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

That is weird, Teppy. Any reunions I have seen had spouses. Huh.

So I see others had crap sleep too. I've been sleeping great, but last night I was having bear issues. Like at least 3 dreams where I was stuck in the shed with the bear tearing off the door, or couldn't get in the house because the bear was right by my door. I haven't seen any bear at all this year. Then this morning one of the guys I know here writes that a bear got in his car and made a mess. I guess I should be grateful the bear moved on to Rex's house?


Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2014 11:16:49 am PDT #5967 of 30000
brillig

I thought part of the point of reunions was for alumnae to say "Ha! My spouse is hotter than yours!" or "Ha! I'm still married to my spouse! And he/she still likes me!"