Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 11, 2014 9:07:01 am PDT #5934 of 30000
Because books.

Why are they angry, Tep?


sarameg - Sep 11, 2014 9:07:32 am PDT #5935 of 30000

It's taken me 2 hrs of "jeez, that's a low, loud plane" goldfish "jeez, that's a low, loud plane" goldfish to DUH. Blue Angels' practice for this weekend's airshow. Which I was fully aware of.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2014 9:12:41 am PDT #5936 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Why are they angry, Tep?

Because they've cross-bred with the Africanized bees, which are not-totally-unjustly labelled the "killer bees." When our friend first got his bees (literally in the mail; the post office called and said "You have a box here for pickup...it's full of bees."), they were from some bee guy (a bee farm? a bee breeder?) who can somehow guarantee their provenance. Apparently they were Italian, or maybe Russian. Seriously.

Anyway, the Africanized bees have penetrated this area pretty thoroughly, and there's no way to keep your fancy Italian bee colony from cross-breeding. So after the first year, his bees had cross-bred with the Africanized ones.

The example he gave was that, the first year (pre-Africanized cross-breeding), he could mow the lawn near the hive and they wouldn't give a shit; they'd just kind of hang out on their front porch and watch him mow. And when he checked on the hive/honey production, he would put on his bee hat and gloves, but not a full bee-suit, because they pretty much didn't care if he took the top off the hive box and checked things out.

Now (after 2 or 3 years), he doesn't mow near the hives, and when he goes to check out the hives he wears his full bee suit and duct tapes around his wrists and ankles so bees don't get in, because when he goes near the hives, they come after him, like some kind of horror movie.

They're just angry little bees with issues, man.


Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2014 9:14:29 am PDT #5937 of 30000
brillig

As I understand, it's very poor practice to hurt the sheep in shearing, because that affects productivity. I can understand objecting to harm that's considered standard practice (though I have a less-than-enlightened acceptance of the requirements of industrialized farming).


Amy - Sep 11, 2014 9:23:04 am PDT #5938 of 30000
Because books.

That is terrifying.


-t - Sep 11, 2014 9:24:44 am PDT #5939 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Eh, businesses with poor/unethical practices can see short-term gains that justify cutting corners despite the long-term consequences. I don't have a lot of faith in the market correcting this stuff on its own.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2014 9:27:52 am PDT #5940 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That is terrifying.

The bees, or the sheep?

Or the beesheep hybrids?????


-t - Sep 11, 2014 9:28:34 am PDT #5941 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sheep that carry bees in their mouths so when they baa they shoot bees?


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 9:30:00 am PDT #5942 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As I understand, it's very poor practice to hurt the sheep in shearing, because that affects productivity

You'd think, right? But mulesing continues to "save" the sheep from issues generated from breeding for maximum skin area.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 9:30:41 am PDT #5943 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sheep that carry bees in their mouths so when they baa they shoot bees?

t reduction of sleep++