Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Sep 11, 2014 9:28:34 am PDT #5941 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sheep that carry bees in their mouths so when they baa they shoot bees?


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 9:30:00 am PDT #5942 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As I understand, it's very poor practice to hurt the sheep in shearing, because that affects productivity

You'd think, right? But mulesing continues to "save" the sheep from issues generated from breeding for maximum skin area.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 9:30:41 am PDT #5943 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sheep that carry bees in their mouths so when they baa they shoot bees?

t reduction of sleep++


Amy - Sep 11, 2014 9:32:09 am PDT #5944 of 30000
Because books.

The bees, but beesheep hybrids don't sound much better.


sarameg - Sep 11, 2014 9:37:46 am PDT #5945 of 30000

And maybe Marine One (x3) just went by.

Except I thought that was tomorrow. Maybe also a practice run?


Burrell - Sep 11, 2014 9:38:16 am PDT #5946 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I find the bee story mildly terrifying. I give your friend props for working with his hive despite their agressivity.

Randomly, the beesheeps remind me of the Monty Python sketch about the French airsheeps. "Ou sont les passagers?"


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 9:41:56 am PDT #5947 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The beesheeps take me to a Night Vale place. Which isn't a caught up place. Can anyone really be caught up, with all the live shows and non-podcast ones? Well, I guess Cecil mostly is.

A fic recently taught me the spelling of Khoshekh. That surprised me. I don't know what I was expecting.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2014 9:43:14 am PDT #5948 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That was one of the first Monty Python sketches I ever saw, which caused me to instantly fall in love with the show. (Well, the first part of the sketch, anyway. "Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.")


Burrell - Sep 11, 2014 9:47:00 am PDT #5949 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I can't remember a world without Monty Python, but I imagine it was back in the Sesame Street/Mr Rodgers days.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2014 9:53:25 am PDT #5950 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can remember a world without Monty Python. It was England. Every time the show started with the weird animation I'd change the channel. I didn't make it past the credits until university forced me into it--much like the Beatles (they didn't violate me, I just never listened to their druggie music (says the Bob Marley devotee) until university made it inescapable). I picked up a lot of English pop culture in Montreal.