This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2014 7:50:50 am PDT #5822 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm glad a coworker guilted me into going to meditation this morning,

What's mediation?


Jesse - Sep 09, 2014 8:00:13 am PDT #5823 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I just got real scared I called the president of South Africa "President Zumba," but I'm pretty sure I actually did say Zuma, which is his name.


Connie Neil - Sep 09, 2014 8:12:58 am PDT #5824 of 30000
brillig

I so rarely worry about how I address presidents of sovereign nations.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2014 8:48:10 am PDT #5825 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

More referring to than addressing, but still. Zumba Zuma


shrift - Sep 09, 2014 8:54:25 am PDT #5826 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I may need to take a quick break after my next meeting before I start screaming incoherently.


Consuela - Sep 09, 2014 8:55:02 am PDT #5827 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Holy crap, they found the Franklin Expedition! At least some of it, anyway. And it was exactly where the Inuit had said, for all these years.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2014 8:59:16 am PDT #5828 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

shrift, maybe keep meditating? (ita, you saw she said meditation not mediation, right?)


Theodosia - Sep 09, 2014 9:01:00 am PDT #5829 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

What, Consuela!? Now THAT is big news!


Dana - Sep 09, 2014 9:24:17 am PDT #5830 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ah, for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage...


brenda m - Sep 09, 2014 9:49:25 am PDT #5831 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've been ear wormed all morning.