I got new glasses, including eye exam, on a whim after work

I had the bright idea a few weeks back to do that on my lunch hour!

The closest things to hand would be books. I could throw them and yell "Hark!"

Yo! Don't hurt the books!

That's all I got.

Such a Monday of Mondays. I am attempting to train #1 son to help me with tech stuff so I was having him install a utility on a server, but I didn't look over his shoulder and it wasn't the right server and he took down a diagnostic center in the middle of the day. Sob. I lacked confidence in how to get out of the mess and called DH for the rescue. He teased me about his being high level support since I pretty much never call for help, but fixed it. Fortunately this center loves me dearly so they were cool with the down time. That pretty much kept me off my game all day.

The only real smile for the day was my amusement with Chuck Norris. And then I made a fun dinner for the carb avoiding DH and #2 son so that was cool. I think a lot of junk tv is in my immediate future.

I had the bright idea a few weeks back to do that on my lunch hour!

OUCH.

What show prompted all this, ita? Is he a lawyer or a cop?

He's a lawyer, whose family is under threat due to ...just watch it. I loved it. Also Sophie Okenedo. PBS.

I have it on right now, as a matter of fact. Good.

Spent the last hour running new phone cord. Verizon wanted to send a tech. Uh, no. So far seems to be holding up. Put the modem on a new dedicated line.

Still going to look into getting off the copper.

Neighbor was cleaning out his basement and found a nylon tent he'd bought for his mini-whippets ages ago. They were terrified of it.

The minute he put it on my floor, Loki was in it.

I'm going to need a third shower before bed. Running line and stripping wires is surprisingly sweaty work.

Condescending Crustacean

This made me laugh.

what's the time/distance to your first effective weapon, and what weapon in it.

I'm gonna go with the keys in my hand. I have also considered how my travel mug could be used for self defense. Beyond that, the kitchen is the first room in and pointy things live there. If I'm attacked, that is. I doubt I would go on the offensive if backing away and using the phone were an option. The only actual weapon I own is 4" switchblade that I keep in my desk and use as a letter opener.

The closest things to hand would be books. I could throw them and yell "Hark!"

Ha!

Meara, UGH indeed.

This discussion is freaking me out as there have been two home invasions in our neighborhood in the past week. When did we start calling robberies home invasions?

I don't know about condescending crustacean but I do know that the next time someone pulls some passive aggressive move on me I am going to make snappy claw gestures at them with my fingers.

Neighbor was cleaning out his basement and found a nylon tent he'd bought for his mini-whippets ages ago. They were terrified of it.

Hah! I am familiar with this response.

I don't know about condescending crustacean but I do know that the next time someone pulls some passive aggressive move on me I am going to make snappy claw gestures at them with my fingers.

Love this idea.