What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 16, 2014 3:55:44 pm PDT #60 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had the bright idea a few weeks back to do that on my lunch hour!

OUCH.


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2014 4:01:38 pm PDT #61 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What show prompted all this, ita? Is he a lawyer or a cop?

He's a lawyer, whose family is under threat due to ...just watch it. I loved it. Also Sophie Okenedo. PBS.


-t - Jun 16, 2014 4:03:39 pm PDT #62 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have it on right now, as a matter of fact. Good.


sarameg - Jun 16, 2014 4:39:39 pm PDT #63 of 30000

Spent the last hour running new phone cord. Verizon wanted to send a tech. Uh, no. So far seems to be holding up. Put the modem on a new dedicated line.

Still going to look into getting off the copper.

Neighbor was cleaning out his basement and found a nylon tent he'd bought for his mini-whippets ages ago. They were terrified of it.

The minute he put it on my floor, Loki was in it.

I'm going to need a third shower before bed. Running line and stripping wires is surprisingly sweaty work.


aurelia - Jun 16, 2014 4:49:19 pm PDT #64 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Condescending Crustacean

This made me laugh.

what's the time/distance to your first effective weapon, and what weapon in it.

I'm gonna go with the keys in my hand. I have also considered how my travel mug could be used for self defense. Beyond that, the kitchen is the first room in and pointy things live there. If I'm attacked, that is. I doubt I would go on the offensive if backing away and using the phone were an option. The only actual weapon I own is 4" switchblade that I keep in my desk and use as a letter opener.

The closest things to hand would be books. I could throw them and yell "Hark!"

Ha!

Meara, UGH indeed.


Kat - Jun 16, 2014 4:53:11 pm PDT #65 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

This discussion is freaking me out as there have been two home invasions in our neighborhood in the past week. When did we start calling robberies home invasions?


brenda m - Jun 16, 2014 5:01:52 pm PDT #66 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't know about condescending crustacean but I do know that the next time someone pulls some passive aggressive move on me I am going to make snappy claw gestures at them with my fingers.

Neighbor was cleaning out his basement and found a nylon tent he'd bought for his mini-whippets ages ago. They were terrified of it.

Hah! I am familiar with this response.


Kat - Jun 16, 2014 5:16:13 pm PDT #67 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I don't know about condescending crustacean but I do know that the next time someone pulls some passive aggressive move on me I am going to make snappy claw gestures at them with my fingers.

Love this idea.


sarameg - Jun 16, 2014 5:25:44 pm PDT #68 of 30000

It's camo. Looking closely, its camo with cats and birds of prey so no wonder the teeny little couch sloths would be afraid (and bunnies and dogs and birds, but still. Hell, his pups are so neurotic, the bunnies probably scared them.)

I'm unmedicated for the first time since Thursday. A little hacky, but seem to be heading towards clear. Still will take the delsym tonight. My ribs ache from breakthrough coughing. Appetite is still shot. Slow-ass swims as a result.


Consuela - Jun 16, 2014 5:32:20 pm PDT #69 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

When did we start calling robberies home invasions?

I understood home invasions to be burglaries where the homeowners are in the house and the burglars hold them up/tie them up. I tend to think of a robbery as happening not in the home, like a hold up on the street.

But that could be my long-ago criminal law class speaking, because we had to memorize the elements of common law crimes.