You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2014 4:52:19 am PDT #5771 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There might possibly be some irony here somewhere....

Creator of Reddit's celebrity nude-sharing section upset at shutdown, invasion of his privacy - Boing Boing


Jesse - Sep 08, 2014 5:17:26 am PDT #5772 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For Hil, Burrell, and other professory types: Every Email Students Send Professors


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2014 5:45:26 am PDT #5773 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's the upside for spooky lullabies? I just heard [link] and I'm quite perplexed. And it's not like rock-a-bye-baby is full of cheer and promise for a new world.

Last night's dreams were...at first I was just reporting crimes to Hill Street Blues, and then I was a cop who shot rather a lot of people, and then I went underground in the Jamaican mafia, pretending to be a 34 year old woman with a son--I hooked up with multiple shady organisations, and dated both dodgy men and women before my sister almost blew my cover. And then I ended up in Jamaica, still shady as fuck.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 08, 2014 5:54:28 am PDT #5774 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Jesse, I think I am going to die. I don't get the excuses, but I get the "hey" all the time, so it makes me laugh.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 08, 2014 6:01:05 am PDT #5775 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

ita- that lullaby is the spookiest thing ever. All I can think of is maybe children used to die so frequently, their parents thought of them like ghosts?


DavidS - Sep 08, 2014 6:19:38 am PDT #5776 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's the upside for spooky lullabies? I just heard [link] and I'm quite perplexed.

Ha, that strikes me as the kind of lullaby designed to keep your kid in bed during the night instead of getting up constantly.


Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2014 7:32:45 am PDT #5777 of 30000
brillig

One of the upper managers for my parent company just sent an email for his school committee to the entire Tech Support department. Then had to send an apology and "It'll never happen again."

Schadenfreude. So nice to see it happening to bigwigs as well.


Atropa - Sep 08, 2014 8:51:39 am PDT #5778 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What's the upside for spooky lullabies? I just heard [link] and I'm quite perplexed.

They give fledgeling goths a starting point? I dunno, but I love them. I think need a mix of nothing but spooky, creepy lullabies.


Strix - Sep 08, 2014 10:13:31 am PDT #5779 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That lullaby was creepier than some horror movies I've seen.


Burrell - Sep 08, 2014 10:40:37 am PDT #5780 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am bummed that I'm at work and can't listen to the creepy lullaby until I get home because, like Jilli, I love them.

For Hil, Burrell, and other professory types:

That just about covers it. But I tend to assume any emails about ill/dying/dead relatives or about necessary court dates are completely legitimate.