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JZ - Sep 07, 2014 6:29:49 pm PDT #5762 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm totally used to being responsible for the battery, but installing a whole new alarm is a new one.

And, ugh. That sucks. Unless your kitchen is extremely well ventilated (which no rental kitchen I've ever seen is), basically in the kitchen is truly terrible placement.


Steph L. - Sep 07, 2014 6:32:21 pm PDT #5763 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The only way we verified that the smoke alarm works in this (Tim's) house works was by letting me make grilled cheese. Once. (The smoke alarm TOTALLY works. And I am no longer allowed to make grilled cheese.)


billytea - Sep 07, 2014 6:34:46 pm PDT #5764 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Holes in wall, screws in holes, mount alarm on screws. I should be able to do this. But instead I'm just looking at the words and scratching my head and muttering, "I am Groot."

Take it all to the maintenance guy, hand it over and tell him, "WE are Groot."

(Spoilerfonted for bitty GotG spoilers.)


bon bon - Sep 07, 2014 7:08:46 pm PDT #5765 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have set off the smoke alarm via cooking in four kitchens, only half of them mine, so this house had to have a range hood. This one has a professional range hood, which is too powerful, plus the kitchen is windowed and across from two screen doors.

Doesn't matter. I've set it off a bunch of times.


juliana - Sep 07, 2014 7:18:28 pm PDT #5766 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ - are you talking about the new combo carbon monoxide/fire alarms? The landlord is responsible for purchasing and installing those. Full stop. Actually, the landlord is responsible for the installation of any and all fire alarms.


DavidS - Sep 07, 2014 7:30:34 pm PDT #5767 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We yanked down our old smoke alarm because it was wired into the electrical system and it went off all night, every twenty minutes.

So, while they should just pay for it themselves there seems to be some feeling that we should slap something up to pass inspection.


Connie Neil - Sep 07, 2014 9:06:26 pm PDT #5768 of 30000
brillig

Hooray for the Internet! I confirmed that the number I found is indeed the VIN for the 69 Mustang in the backyard! I don't know why the Utah DMV doesn't have it, perhaps it just fell out of the system.


billytea - Sep 07, 2014 10:22:17 pm PDT #5769 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It is that rare beast, a funny Not Always Related: [link]


Theodosia - Sep 08, 2014 1:06:58 am PDT #5770 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The best you can do with a kitchen alarm is have one with an OFF button (yes, they do exist) so you can poke it with a broom if it goes off. Believe me, a lot of fires START in the kitchen so you want one there. It's a bother, but it can save your life, or at least your house from burning down.

(Obligatory reminder: my roommate's mother died in a fire that the presence of working smoke alarms might have saved her from. So it is a Mission with me to be The Person Who Speaks Up About Smoke Alarms.)


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2014 4:52:19 am PDT #5771 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There might possibly be some irony here somewhere....

Creator of Reddit's celebrity nude-sharing section upset at shutdown, invasion of his privacy - Boing Boing