Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Sep 07, 2014 1:09:31 pm PDT #5751 of 30000

Very cool photo!

It is already technically Monday here. The bad news is, my camera battery is so dead it won't charge. The good news is, I lost my sweater (which is one I really really like) and tore apart the room trying to find it and worried I'd left it on the train....but it was in the hotel lost and found so I got it back! Whew!


Laura - Sep 07, 2014 1:30:55 pm PDT #5752 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Laura, did the new shower head work?

Yes! And I replaced both hoses on the washing machine too, and they work. Also got a pedicure so my toes would be pretty while I was plumber woman.

Steph, that picture is fabulous!

ita's dream, not at all fabulous.


Typo Boy - Sep 07, 2014 2:53:20 pm PDT #5753 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Jilli: Are they available at target.com? If they are I have an unused 5% discount code you could use, which might pay for shipping.


Strix - Sep 07, 2014 3:02:40 pm PDT #5754 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If you have a Target Red card, which is free, and gives you a 5% dicount on everything you buy, shipping is always free.


Typo Boy - Sep 07, 2014 3:42:09 pm PDT #5755 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yup. But Jilli does not have a local target and thus probably does not have a red card. If she does my discount code is on top of the red card. I have a target near me, but money is too tight right now for me to put the money out in advance. But if these are available on the target.com website, she can order them herself, and take advantage of my discount code. Also if someone not me has a red card and wants to order them for Jilli, again I can let them use the coupon, to get another 5% on top the 5% discount they already have. That way they can have it shipped to Jilli with free shipping and slightly less than a 10% discount. I have ~$20 in my bank account currently to see me through the end of the month, so my putting out the money is advance is not an option. My profile addy is good.


sarameg - Sep 07, 2014 4:28:08 pm PDT #5756 of 30000

Door retractor fixed.


Jesse - Sep 07, 2014 4:30:45 pm PDT #5757 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The panties aren't available on the website, is the thing.


sarameg - Sep 07, 2014 4:44:16 pm PDT #5758 of 30000

I'm so irritated. Physically. My anti-perspirant has apparently been discontinued and so I'm trying new ones. And they ain't working. The latest has actually caused..not a rash but skin is cranky and then the unsurpressed sweat hits, it stings worse and ahrg. I may need to take a third shower to deal with getting rid of it and the sweat from my latest project. And use up more of my dwindling stockpile of old stuff.


Atropa - Sep 07, 2014 4:53:30 pm PDT #5759 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Thank you, Typo, but they're not available online. If they had been, I would have already made a HUGE order. :)


JZ - Sep 07, 2014 6:00:56 pm PDT #5760 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Man, long, long day. Urgent word came on Friday from the building maintenance guy that inspectors from the City were coming to evaluate our entire building on Monday, so we'd need to clear out any belongings we actually wanted to keep from the storage space underneath Apt. #1. (I guess it's not legally a storage space at all? But apparently we can move everything we want to keep back again after the inspectors have okayed the building.)

So, today I dug up and sidewalk-Freecycled a bunch of ancient baby stuff, set aside another giant stack of things for Goodwill (didn't drop them off because today was the Haight Street Fair, a giant AVOID AT ALL COSTS event, but will do so tomorrow), found a few pieces of gorgeous curtain fabric whose loss I'd been mourning for several years, unearthed David's Little League uniforms (so tiny! so adorable! so musty from years in storage! so in need of a very long but exceptionally gentle wash!), and also found a solid-wood dresser from probably a half dozen tenants ago that will be perfect for Matilda and a solid-wood Adirondack chair.

Then off to the hardware store, got sandpaper and spray-on weatherproofer and new paint for the dresser, then home again and scrubbed the ever-living shit out of the chair and put two coats on the dresser. The chair still needs a ton of scrubbing and some kind of heavy-duty gloss, but for now it's at least sit-in-able. It's low and loungey and sturdy and it's been crouching all folded up and ignored for years in the storage space. I feel all accomplished, but also all used up -- we also need to install new fire alarms (why is the maintenance guy not doing it? I have no idea), and I got one at the hardware store but have been sitting and staring at the instructions for two hours in a haze of overexertion. Holes in wall, screws in holes, mount alarm on screws. I should be able to do this. But instead I'm just looking at the words and scratching my head and muttering, "I am Groot."