Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 05, 2014 3:48:45 am PDT #5642 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A good sign for the day: I missed my regular 8:10 bus, and was afraid they had actually eliminated the 8:20, since usually I end up waiting until 8:30, but no! Today it came!


amych - Sep 05, 2014 4:25:30 am PDT #5643 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I love pneumatic tubes.

I also know an infectious diseases guy who's been working with Ebola patients at Emory/CDC (flea knows him too), and he was the go-to sensible person on the news during the first wave of "ZOMG THEY'RE LETTING THE PLAGUE-CARRIERS INTO THE COUNTRY"; it was both awesome and strange to keep seeing "next on CNN, we have Dr. V in the studio talking about how you're not actually all going to die, at least not today and from this..." and of course now I'm wondering if it's the same dude.


Theodosia - Sep 05, 2014 4:27:11 am PDT #5644 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's an app for that, Jesse... seriously. It will tell you where the bus is, approximately. Wonders of modern technology and all that.

Connie, suggestion for the reward of faux-son: make him a scarf or other male-appropriate garment with the yarn you buy. Something that will give him the literal warm fuzzies, because he deserves them.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 05, 2014 4:28:32 am PDT #5645 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I love pneumatic tubes. I wish I could put myself in the tube to go over to the hospital, instead of walking through a tunnel. Also, when my mom worked at a department store in the late 50's they didn't have cash registers. They wrote up your sale and sent it through pneumatic tubes to the cash office, who recorded the sale and gave change!

I need to hire a student assistant who does not have a goldfish memory. But they all do. I am just so sick of reminding them to pick up the mail. Why can't they remember? I think maybe one student in 12 years remembered consistently. They also have trouble checking their own box for work I have put there!


brenda m - Sep 05, 2014 4:29:25 am PDT #5646 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Weird ass (and sad) news of the day. A woman was killed yesterday in the South Loop by a stone gargoyle falling from a church.


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2014 4:30:12 am PDT #5647 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

of course now I'm wondering if it's the same dude.

My author? Is a lady, so doubtful. But I wouldn't be surprised if they work together.

The editorial was REALLY interesting, talking about things like (and I'm paraphrasing), "Look, in these African countries, doctors are working in areas that DON'T HAVE RUNNING WATER. They have dirt floors. They've run out of gloves, for Christ's sake. There is a pervasive culture that literally doesn't understand germ theory, so even if family members had the supplies to protect themselves when caring for a loved one with Ebola, they don't have a frame of reference for how transmission occurs. THIS IS NOT THE CASE IN AMERICA."


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2014 4:31:13 am PDT #5648 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

A woman was killed yesterday in the South Loop by a stone gargoyle falling from a church.

That really is sad, don't get me wrong, but...did anyone else just flash to "A Fish Called Wanda"?


amych - Sep 05, 2014 4:39:52 am PDT #5649 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My author? Is a lady, so doubtful. But I wouldn't be surprised if they work together.

I expect they do. Pretty amazing team they have down there.

did anyone else just flash to "A Fish Called Wanda"?

Oh, yes.


Jesse - Sep 05, 2014 4:43:33 am PDT #5650 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Of course a couple of my coworkers are headed to Liberia...

There's an app for that, Jesse... seriously. It will tell you where the bus is, approximately. Wonders of modern technology and all that.

It doesn't so much work at the first stop of the route, is the problem.


DavidS - Sep 05, 2014 5:29:26 am PDT #5651 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Taken out by a gargoyle?!

I worked at an office in Boston in the 80s that still used pneumatic tubes for delivering memos. **FWOOMP** **clatter** and there would be the cannister in your in-basket.

The cylinders had little number indicators so you could direct it to its next place. I guess it went down to the basement and then they put it into the proper tube going back.