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'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 02, 2014 8:13:53 am PDT #5403 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, Burrell, is your new refrigerator running?


Theodosia - Sep 02, 2014 8:45:51 am PDT #5404 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

::snerk::


Rick - Sep 02, 2014 8:54:41 am PDT #5405 of 30000

I'd say give a token dollar to express your annoyance.

I've read that, in an effort to scam the college ratings systems (one indicator quality is % of alumni "involvement") some schools have taken to sending alumni a five dollar bill and a pre-paid envelope, asking them to please send it back, along with a donation if they feel they are able.


-t - Sep 02, 2014 9:06:24 am PDT #5406 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I would keep the $5 because I am a bad person and a really bad alumna.

Y'all are funny.


sarameg - Sep 02, 2014 9:08:49 am PDT #5407 of 30000

Done! And showered. And now I need a Target run....


Zenkitty - Sep 02, 2014 10:09:26 am PDT #5408 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would keep the $5 because I am a bad person and a really bad alumna.

Me too. My alma mater is richer than Croesus already, and I didn't enjoy going to school there.


-t - Sep 02, 2014 10:18:33 am PDT #5409 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I did enjoy going to school, very much, but I paid them a huge amount of money for the privilege. Still paying off student loans, so that'll have to count as my contribution. Also, I have a strict policy of not giving money to anyone who calls me on the phone to ask for donations, which they do.


-t - Sep 02, 2014 10:20:24 am PDT #5410 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Today's salad is really very tasty and I feel vindicated in deciding to buy more wide-mouth quart jars just to make salad-in-a-jar easier. If only I could figure out where to keep them when they aren't full of salad.


Connie Neil - Sep 02, 2014 10:23:42 am PDT #5411 of 30000
brillig

I wonder how long it will be till the fundraising ninja at the alumni association find my cell phone, now that hte land line is off.


Steph L. - Sep 02, 2014 10:27:05 am PDT #5412 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My entirely petty reason for not donating to my college (other than the fact that it produced Paul Ryan) is that our graduation ceremony was in the basketball arena, on a day that was about 90 degrees, and they didn't turn the fucking a/c on. (One could presume that's a sign they *need* money, but fuck them.)