No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 20, 2014 3:24:32 pm PDT #4528 of 30000

Dcp, I love that! The paper looks leathery.

Survived today despite having to play sysadmin. There's good reason I'm not a sysadmin.


sarameg - Aug 20, 2014 3:40:28 pm PDT #4529 of 30000

Holy shit, I just realized mom turns 70 in a couple months. I find this unnerving. (Doesn't help she's having hernia surgery the DAY before. Way to schedule, mom.)


Jesse - Aug 20, 2014 4:01:53 pm PDT #4530 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION - Jesse - is there a submit link for eyecandy?

I guess not? But you can just throw it in the Good Stuff with a note... or leave it here for everyone!


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2014 4:01:56 pm PDT #4531 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm trying to decide if I want to go to Bethlehem VegFest this weekend. It looks like it'll be a lot of fun, but I'm not sure that I'll be able to handle driving there and then all the walking around and then driving back, all in one day, and I don't think I want to pay for a hotel room just for this.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2014 4:05:24 pm PDT #4532 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My mom and I just got tickets to Finding Neverland at the ART! That should be fun.


Typo Boy - Aug 20, 2014 4:16:44 pm PDT #4533 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Allyson: if a little of what you fancy does you good, then doesn't a lot of you fancy do you excellent. (Grammar? This is a justification. I don't need no stinkin grammar!)

Hillary: sounded less like indecision and more like a "no, on balance I'm not going".


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2014 4:26:27 pm PDT #4534 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hillary: sounded less like indecision and more like a "no, on balance I'm not going".

Yeah, probably not. I miss going to the DC VegFest every year. Bethlehem is the nearest one to me. (Well, there's also a thing in Johnstown, which is a little closer, but that's a conference, not a festival, so it costs money and requires staying in a dorm, and just, no.)


P.M. Marc - Aug 20, 2014 5:02:33 pm PDT #4535 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

dcp, a shadowbox will work.


Ginger - Aug 20, 2014 5:03:59 pm PDT #4536 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

To the young man bagging my groceries:

Do not try to convince the bald woman in the scarf that she had a "super fantastic" day. You came *this* close to being beaned with a 12-pack of fizzy water.


sarameg - Aug 20, 2014 5:06:40 pm PDT #4537 of 30000

So last night with my neighbors, my stomach was dodgy so I stuck to g-ale, later adding just a touch of bourbon. I wasn't paying attention, they were apparently killing 3 bottles of red.

I just had to give a recap. Pretty funny, except for A, who spent the day on a sailboat on some team building thing, and B, packing up their display rooms...oof.