Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Aug 20, 2014 4:50:35 am PDT #4494 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Waste of good hummus, for one.


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2014 5:06:36 am PDT #4495 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Waste of good hummus, for one.

Just like the ice bucket challenge. There's still a bad drought in the west, right?


brenda m - Aug 20, 2014 5:19:33 am PDT #4496 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I..whut?

Local news is running a story about a restaurant in Taiwan with a pasta dish with German sausage that they called...Long Live the Nazis. Under pressure, they have now changed it to Long Live Purity.

Um, that's not better. Given the context anyway.


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2014 6:38:12 am PDT #4497 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The worst sofa in the history of mankind


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2014 7:01:52 am PDT #4498 of 30000
brillig

A very rainy day today. Good lord, my joints hurt. On the plus side, the cat has started sleeping next to me at night--I think he was looking for someone else--which is nice and snuggly, but he occasionally wants attention at 3 AM.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2014 7:15:34 am PDT #4499 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

you've got to either spread hummus all over your face or contribute to Friends of the IDF

Local news is running a story about a restaurant in Taiwan with a pasta dish with German sausage that they called...Long Live the Nazis. Under pressure, they have now changed it to Long Live Purity.

The worst sofa in the history of mankind

I cannot with people. (Although that sofa might actually be the best?)


msbelle - Aug 20, 2014 7:26:11 am PDT #4500 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am pretty sure that a fraternity house needs that sofa.


shrift - Aug 20, 2014 7:38:37 am PDT #4501 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If a man got arrested for having sex with that sofa, I wouldn't need to ask why he would even do that.


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2014 8:01:41 am PDT #4502 of 30000
brillig

It looks like swallowing would be done, and not necessarily in a happy way.


Burrell - Aug 20, 2014 9:51:40 am PDT #4503 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You guys! What is up with the perversely ugly sofas, bad social media campaigns, and pro-Nazi pasta dishes? This is supposed to be my happy place!

I was at the Arcade Fire concert last night

See! That's better. Sorry it has filled you with gronk, Jesse.

I am at work getting prepped for classes on Monday. Sigh.