You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 20, 2014 3:49:08 am PDT #4488 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I got up at 4:30 because I have decided that if I wake up fairly wide awake any time after 3:00 am, I will not be able to get up by 5:50 to get to work, and will instead sleep until 8, have to call a cab, and still be an hour late for work.

I still had trouble making the 5:50 bus. Why am I so slow? I don't even do anything other than shower and brush my hair and teeth. I am just sitting.


-t - Aug 20, 2014 3:57:46 am PDT #4489 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mornings are like that, ime. Time just disappears, poof.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2014 3:59:00 am PDT #4490 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty slow-moving in the morning, so I know to build in that time. Of course, this morning, I didn't even sleep until the half-hour-later alarm I had set, which was annoying! I would blame it on my mother walking around upstairs, but I had no problem sleeping until 10 on Sunday, and clearly she was up and about then.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 20, 2014 4:14:28 am PDT #4491 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I just reread, and I actually was having trouble catching the 6:50 bus! So it took me 2 hours and 20 minutes to get ready!


SuziQ - Aug 20, 2014 4:43:09 am PDT #4492 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hotel bed was great, slept well, woke up with the alarm and didn't hit snooze. Showered, packed, ate breakfast and am at work. Now I have the gronk and just want to put my head down for a nap. I have 90 minutes before my first meeting, I could get a good nap in. Instead I'll try to get some work done. No fair.


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2014 4:43:27 am PDT #4493 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Friends of the IDF has started a new thing, like the ice bucket challenge, called "Hamas vs. Humus." (They really should have thought about that spelling a bit more.) Same basic concept of making videos and challenging people, but you've got to either spread hummus all over your face or contribute to Friends of the IDF. This is ridiculous, right? My cousins are all posting it, and they think it's a fabulous idea, and I just think it's ... not.


Theodosia - Aug 20, 2014 4:50:35 am PDT #4494 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Waste of good hummus, for one.


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2014 5:06:36 am PDT #4495 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Waste of good hummus, for one.

Just like the ice bucket challenge. There's still a bad drought in the west, right?


brenda m - Aug 20, 2014 5:19:33 am PDT #4496 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I..whut?

Local news is running a story about a restaurant in Taiwan with a pasta dish with German sausage that they called...Long Live the Nazis. Under pressure, they have now changed it to Long Live Purity.

Um, that's not better. Given the context anyway.


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2014 6:38:12 am PDT #4497 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The worst sofa in the history of mankind