If heaven doesn't have endless cheese platters, cupcakes
Oh, right! I can have as much sour cream, Brie, and cream cheese as I want with my new, non-glorified body! Mmmm, cheese. Mmmmm, cream cheese frosting.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
juliana - Aug 19, 2014 12:09:36 pm PDT #4453 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Connie Neil - Aug 19, 2014 12:37:37 pm PDT #4454 of 30000
brillig
The poop in heaven conversation sounds like a "What D&D alignment are comic book characters?" conversation you find in game stores.
erikaj - Aug 19, 2014 12:49:23 pm PDT #4455 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Personally, to the degree that I still believe in such things(Which totally changes by the day sufficiently that I could give both Richard Dawkins and most pastors massive headaches.) I'm kind of rooting for food without, um, aftereffects. And maybe floating around like ghosts.
Connie Neil - Aug 19, 2014 12:57:37 pm PDT #4456 of 30000
brillig
I imagine the Vikings in Valhalla enjoy a good poop. And fart contests.
Theodosia - Aug 19, 2014 1:26:58 pm PDT #4457 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Given my difficulties with IBS, I'm very much in favor of a no-poop Heaven.
Burrell - Aug 19, 2014 1:36:48 pm PDT #4458 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's officially more than I ever knew about manna, or ever wanted to know.
-t - Aug 19, 2014 1:44:36 pm PDT #4459 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Is it wrong that I think "Is there pooping in Heaven?" sounds like it might be a country song?
Zenkitty - Aug 19, 2014 2:02:10 pm PDT #4460 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
We had totally serious "what is Heaven like?" discussions like that in my high school. Like, in class. With the teacher's participation. It was considered part of our spiritual education. This is the actual reason why I don't know any geometry.
-t - Aug 19, 2014 2:13:47 pm PDT #4461 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Well, that was a missed opportunity. Surely heaven has parallel lines and similar triangles and conic sections. Perfect solids! Etc.
Beverly - Aug 19, 2014 2:24:46 pm PDT #4462 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Exactly, Theo!
I have no opinion on pooping in heaven. But I think chocolate should be mandatory there, for those who indulge.