You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Aug 14, 2014 5:49:28 am PDT #4144 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

All sympathies, tommyrot.


Connie Neil - Aug 14, 2014 5:55:34 am PDT #4145 of 30000
brillig

Summer of woe, keep on moving, we're tired of you.


Calli - Aug 14, 2014 6:11:55 am PDT #4146 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, tommyrot.


Burrell - Aug 14, 2014 6:42:02 am PDT #4147 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh tommy, I'm so sorry. Much peace~ma to you and yours.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 6:43:10 am PDT #4148 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, iPhones totally suck when you try to use them in dreams. Last night I tried four or five times to google something on my phone, but I could never even get a single word entered to google it--it would just autocomplete with nonsense. Also, dreamland San Francisco's commuter rail lines are totally confusing and my phone was no help there either.

But I did dream in color the other night--I was thinking about that lately and wasn't sure if I dreamed in color these days.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 6:45:16 am PDT #4149 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oops, I misinterpreted my sister's email last night. My dad is back in the nursing home in Embarrass but with assistance from the Green Bay hospice.


Tom Scola - Aug 14, 2014 6:46:52 am PDT #4150 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

iPhones totally suck when you try to use them in dreams.

Easier than trying to write code in your dreams, though.


Jesse - Aug 14, 2014 6:49:14 am PDT #4151 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How is it that I have a song in my head that calls out my GRANDMOTHER's Girl Scout camp? That is ridiculous.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2014 6:50:41 am PDT #4152 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Easier than trying to write code in your dreams, though.

Heh. Yeah, I've tried to do that too.

Things were much simpler when I worked in a bakery and all I had to do in my dreams was remove bread and cookies from an oven.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2014 6:51:23 am PDT #4153 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

iPhones totally suck when you try to use them in dreams.

Easier than trying to write code in your dreams, though.

I've never been able to dial any phone in my dreams. Ever. I start to dial and either forget the number, or the call won't go through, or some weird shit.