Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Aug 13, 2014 8:10:55 am PDT #4080 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

WOO AIMS! Congrats!!!

That is hilarious. I just interviewed a man named Jamie, but maybe I should try to marry him instead??

"Follow up question from the interview - would you like to get married? Because it would be funny."


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 8:12:01 am PDT #4081 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"We're moving forward with a group of candidates who more closely meet our requirements for the position..... but could I talk to you about a different kind of position? [wink, wink]"


-t - Aug 13, 2014 8:16:49 am PDT #4082 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"I can get you the password to the company wifi if you know what I mean"


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 8:29:35 am PDT #4083 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(Now I'm embarrassed if we actually bring this person in for an interview, but it was WORTH IT.)


Burrell - Aug 13, 2014 9:16:45 am PDT #4084 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ah ha ha! You realize what this means, don't you, Jesse? Your life just got sucked into a rom-com trope machine!


Zenkitty - Aug 13, 2014 9:22:14 am PDT #4085 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Big congrats, Aimee!


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2014 9:52:05 am PDT #4086 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got back from lunch. On the credit card slip right below the signature line there was another line for me to enter my phone number. I left it blank.

Has anyone seen this? What do they want my number for?


Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 9:52:59 am PDT #4087 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

To call you for a date. See above re: rom-com tropes!

And if only they were true, it would have worked out with the boy Jesse who drew the signs at my local Trader Joe's.


flea - Aug 13, 2014 9:57:10 am PDT #4088 of 30000
information libertarian

I have a male friend who got into a motorcycle accident in a small town in Arkansas a couple of summers ago, and one of the nurses at the ER offered to get a friend of her to drive him to the nearest motel (he was not seriously injured, but the bike was totaled.) I was like, "I think this is the beginning of a romance novel!" But, it wasn't.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2014 10:57:20 am PDT #4089 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For all you know, flea, it was the start of one of those suburban action romance flicks, where your neighbours are undercover and you just aren't at the reveal yet.

Did my round of pinging this morning. I need more recruiters. That'll be my bonus task for today--expand recruiter pool.

But very bad headache. Tremors from neck to hand. And foggy headed. I think I may need to lie down a little. But that grilled strawberry brie sandwich on cinnammon raisin low glycemic bread was very tasty.