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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

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Sue - Aug 07, 2014 5:02:08 am PDT #3643 of 30000

hip deep in pie

Yikes Brenda!

My dad is still in hospital, but all his tests came back negative. They're still proceeding with his hip replacement on Tuesday and they're going to keep him in the hospital until then.

ION, when I was flossing this weekend, a piece of tooth or enamel filling came out of my mouth. I kind of forgot about it in all the hubaloo, but it's getting uncomfortable when I bite down. So it's off to the dentist tomorrow for me.

Jesse - Aug 07, 2014 5:03:25 am PDT #3644 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh jeez, brenda.

Good luck, Consuela!

ION, I'm sure you were all waiting anxiously for an update on my tablet situation.

Without even taking it out of the box, having bought a hammock yesterday makes me want a tablet! Maybe I can just borrow my mother's iPad, though. Or -- god forbid -- struggle through with my smartphone and paper books.

Jesse - Aug 07, 2014 5:03:43 am PDT #3645 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ack, Sue!

Steph L. - Aug 07, 2014 5:05:41 am PDT #3646 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Or -- god forbid -- struggle through with my smartphone and paper books.

Barbarian.

Sue - Aug 07, 2014 5:06:26 am PDT #3647 of 30000

hip deep in pie

It was a tiny piece! I am hoping it was filling.

-t - Aug 07, 2014 5:06:31 am PDT #3648 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hammock + tablet is pretty sweet, although hammock + paperback has it's own retro charm. Hooray hammock!

Good luck to your dad, Sue, I hope ther's no more excitement. Yikes on the tooth!

OK, I'm supposed to be working now, better get on that.

hippocampus - Aug 07, 2014 6:07:32 am PDT #3649 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

Tommy, thinking of you and your family. That ER doctor was way out of line. So very sorry for all of it.

Good luck Consuela! More good luck, ita!

ETA: We get to see Jars and DH sooooon. So excited.

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2014 6:09:30 am PDT #3650 of 30000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Good luck with your family's situation, Tommy.

-t - Aug 07, 2014 6:59:45 am PDT #3651 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Friggin' communists have surprised me again. And of course I am wearing white pants today.

I am not sure whether I am pleased or not that my best bet for getting a quarter for the feminine hygiene vending machine is to buy Hostess donettes...

Strix - Aug 07, 2014 7:10:40 am PDT #3652 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sounds like a win-win, -t...

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