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Juliebird - Aug 04, 2014 3:53:07 pm PDT #3462 of 30000

I am the fly who dreams of the spider

My not awesome neighbors are moving. So of course on Saturday they were guests at a wedding at work. And were annoying and made me want to cry. I wish that tree had smooshed them. Yes, yes I do, I am that horrible. At least the husband.

And since I know their voices, as I sat in the front office they were all I could hear.

And I got to hear how Mr. Neighbor would do my job, which was par for the course and completely against my moral compass, but of course I'm a daft fool for thinking otherwise.

sarameg - Aug 04, 2014 3:55:47 pm PDT #3463 of 30000

We're like opposites! Congrats on being rid of them!

§ ita § - Aug 04, 2014 4:01:49 pm PDT #3464 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For fuck's sake. Someone stole my license plates (and holders).

Well, I'm done for today. I called the police station and apparently you can't report these things remotely so I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning when the traffic settles.

sarameg - Aug 04, 2014 4:04:12 pm PDT #3465 of 30000

Well that's... stupid. I hate shit crimes like that. Maximum inconvenience, minimal recourse for you. I'm sorry.

Juliebird - Aug 04, 2014 4:07:55 pm PDT #3466 of 30000

I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I wish I had awesome neighbors to miss. I'll miss their snow plow for the driveway. But I'll not miss the fear of owing them a favour. I'm still getting heckled for every little observance he makes of me, which doesn't help with my reclusiveness.

Strix - Aug 04, 2014 4:09:04 pm PDT #3467 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesus, ita, I'm sorry! Happened to me once, and it sucked.

Jesse - Aug 04, 2014 4:10:35 pm PDT #3468 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously, ita? What a ridiculous PITA for you! Like you needed one more thing.

Also I totally thought the first Black president would be a Republican (Powell or Rice) because enough Dems would cross over to make history.

Totes.

§ ita § - Aug 04, 2014 4:28:25 pm PDT #3469 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I'm re-ordering my back holder: [link] and will kust have to work on a front holder to replace the one I lost.

This is ridiculously petty and not petty and it's the sort of thing that fires off a migraine or the bulging disc pain (currently both), so I'm going to have to try and zen my way out, lacking abortives...

One of the few krav guys I keep in touch with went on a ten day Indian Buddhist meditation course, and he swears it's like Life 2.0, coping mechanisms unlocked. I'd take it right now if I could.

Jesse - Aug 04, 2014 4:34:18 pm PDT #3470 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I'm so dopey -- I just made a blueberry pie, and was smart enough to put foil on a cookie sheet, but then I put the sheet on a different rack from the pie plate. So it was hard to take out and I still got spilled-over blueberry juice on the bottom of the oven. Ah well.

dcp - Aug 04, 2014 5:19:14 pm PDT #3471 of 30000

The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

you can't report these things remotely

What, they want to see in person that the license plates aren't actually still on your car?

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