Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 04, 2014 3:55:47 pm PDT #3463 of 30000

We're like opposites! Congrats on being rid of them!


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2014 4:01:49 pm PDT #3464 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For fuck's sake. Someone stole my license plates (and holders).

Well, I'm done for today. I called the police station and apparently you can't report these things remotely so I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning when the traffic settles.


sarameg - Aug 04, 2014 4:04:12 pm PDT #3465 of 30000

Well that's... stupid. I hate shit crimes like that. Maximum inconvenience, minimal recourse for you. I'm sorry.


Juliebird - Aug 04, 2014 4:07:55 pm PDT #3466 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I wish I had awesome neighbors to miss. I'll miss their snow plow for the driveway. But I'll not miss the fear of owing them a favour. I'm still getting heckled for every little observance he makes of me, which doesn't help with my reclusiveness.


Strix - Aug 04, 2014 4:09:04 pm PDT #3467 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesus, ita, I'm sorry! Happened to me once, and it sucked.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2014 4:10:35 pm PDT #3468 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously, ita? What a ridiculous PITA for you! Like you needed one more thing.

Also I totally thought the first Black president would be a Republican (Powell or Rice) because enough Dems would cross over to make history.

Totes.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2014 4:28:25 pm PDT #3469 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I'm re-ordering my back holder: [link] and will kust have to work on a front holder to replace the one I lost.

This is ridiculously petty and not petty and it's the sort of thing that fires off a migraine or the bulging disc pain (currently both), so I'm going to have to try and zen my way out, lacking abortives...

One of the few krav guys I keep in touch with went on a ten day Indian Buddhist meditation course, and he swears it's like Life 2.0, coping mechanisms unlocked. I'd take it right now if I could.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2014 4:34:18 pm PDT #3470 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I'm so dopey -- I just made a blueberry pie, and was smart enough to put foil on a cookie sheet, but then I put the sheet on a different rack from the pie plate. So it was hard to take out and I still got spilled-over blueberry juice on the bottom of the oven. Ah well.


dcp - Aug 04, 2014 5:19:14 pm PDT #3471 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

you can't report these things remotely

What, they want to see in person that the license plates aren't actually still on your car?


SuziQ - Aug 04, 2014 5:22:22 pm PDT #3472 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

What if you get pulled over for not having plates? Will they take the report then? Or make you drive all the way to the station? Craziness.