River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jul 30, 2014 6:46:21 pm PDT #3143 of 30000

Armadillos or penises??


Zenkitty - Jul 30, 2014 7:07:08 pm PDT #3144 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yes.


Zenkitty - Jul 30, 2014 7:07:43 pm PDT #3145 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Penises.


meara - Jul 30, 2014 9:03:22 pm PDT #3146 of 30000

That's like an RPF waiting to happen!

No kidding!

I did go dancing this evening, BTW. And would not have sex with any of the folks I danced with (though I think only one was under the age of 40, and only two under 50? And all men).

I had no idea the echidna penis had 4 heads.

How did you not know this? I swear Billytea has mentioned this before.

Oddly, I lived in DC for six years, voted, owned property, had a driver's license and registered a car and never got called for jury duty.

Now that IS shocking!

I don't know what a hydrostat is, or why I should be impressed, but suggest not sleeping with armadillos, as they can carry leprosy.


billytea - Jul 30, 2014 9:34:12 pm PDT #3147 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How did you not know this? I swear Billytea has mentioned this before.

She's been skipping and skimming, that's how. Or else the brain bleach actually worked. Incidentally, only two of the heads are in use at any one time, as explained in this article, "Echidna ejaculation is a little one-sided." [link]


meara - Jul 30, 2014 9:41:43 pm PDT #3148 of 30000

Incidentally, only two of the heads are in use at any one time

OK, that part I did not know. (But I did know talking about echidna penis would bring billytea to the board! it's like saying Beetlejuice or something!)


Laura - Jul 31, 2014 2:35:12 am PDT #3149 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yes I followed the educational link, before breakfast even. Entertaining stuff there.


Jesse - Jul 31, 2014 3:46:26 am PDT #3150 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did not inquire into his or her genitalia, however.

Good call.


Dana - Jul 31, 2014 4:11:25 am PDT #3151 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Well, this was quite a thing to read first thing in the morning.


Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2014 4:47:14 am PDT #3152 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

100% PENIS

(Surely I'm not the only one who remembers that...)