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-t - Jun 24, 2015 6:14:00 am PDT #29434 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So pretty, Sail! And with the gift card, such a deal!

Calm and tooth~ma, Suzi.

Hahhahaha, caught the IT guys as they were coming in, before they even got to their desks. Actually, the one guy just happened to be walking past us while we were bemoaning how long booting up was taking and jumped into action. Meanwhile, nearly an hour of no computer has led mto my desk being cleaner than it's been in I don't know how long. Not quite long enough for me to start rooting through the old files in the drawers, though.

Zenkitty - Jun 24, 2015 6:20:03 am PDT #29435 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Dear support person, When you tell me you'll have a thing for me by Monday and it's Wednesday and I still don't have it, I'd like at least an explanation, so I can tell my boss why the thing that's already a year and a half behind schedule* is gonna be late two more days.

*Oh, yeah, NOW everyone's freaking out about it.

lisah - Jun 24, 2015 6:48:02 am PDT #29436 of 30000

Punishingly Intricate

Oof, woke up to the dog having created a literal shitstorm in the living room. She seems ok now, at least but my plan to have lunch with a friend and see Mad Max again have been replaced with a plan to figure out steam cleaning the furniture.

shrift - Jun 24, 2015 6:52:00 am PDT #29437 of 30000

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why did I write cryptic notes like "passport " and "last day for sushi" in my paper desk calendar in April?

Planning a trip? Planning a diet? Past you is so mysterious.

In other news, why does everyone suddenly need me to answer their incredibly complicated and multi-part questions?! Ask me something easy! ASK ME IF I HATE YOU AND ALL OF YOUR WORKS.

SuziQ - Jun 24, 2015 6:52:45 am PDT #29438 of 30000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh no, lisah!

And they can't just replace the crown. The way it broke gives them nothing to work with so it has to come out. Fuck, fuck, fuck. An implant isn't recommended unfortunately. So I am getting set up for a bridge. Fuckity, fuck, fuck.

brenda m - Jun 24, 2015 6:57:30 am PDT #29439 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh jeez.

I'm getting two implants tomorrow.

Zenkitty - Jun 24, 2015 7:00:42 am PDT #29440 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm frightened of losing teeth. Hasn't happened (yet). Brush, floss, pray to the tooth gods.

aurelia - Jun 24, 2015 7:04:46 am PDT #29441 of 30000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Why did I write cryptic notes like "passport " and "last day for sushi" in my paper desk calendar in April? What do you mean, past me?

I love cryptic notes like that. You can make up much more interesting stories about them that way.

I have to write job descriptions for my job and my previous job. Don't wanna.

DavidS - Jun 24, 2015 7:07:51 am PDT #29442 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Damn, Buffistas! We gotta protect the teeth!

Jesse - Jun 24, 2015 7:14:59 am PDT #29443 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My problem with teeth is why they gotta be so expensive in addition to sometimes painful??

Oh god, lisah. I hope you can reschedule your fun!

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