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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jun 24, 2015 6:52:00 am PDT #29437 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why did I write cryptic notes like "passport " and "last day for sushi" in my paper desk calendar in April?

Planning a trip? Planning a diet? Past you is so mysterious.

In other news, why does everyone suddenly need me to answer their incredibly complicated and multi-part questions?! Ask me something easy! ASK ME IF I HATE YOU AND ALL OF YOUR WORKS.


SuziQ - Jun 24, 2015 6:52:45 am PDT #29438 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh no, lisah!

And they can't just replace the crown. The way it broke gives them nothing to work with so it has to come out. Fuck, fuck, fuck. An implant isn't recommended unfortunately. So I am getting set up for a bridge. Fuckity, fuck, fuck.


brenda m - Jun 24, 2015 6:57:30 am PDT #29439 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh jeez.

I'm getting two implants tomorrow.


Zenkitty - Jun 24, 2015 7:00:42 am PDT #29440 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm frightened of losing teeth. Hasn't happened (yet). Brush, floss, pray to the tooth gods.


aurelia - Jun 24, 2015 7:04:46 am PDT #29441 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Why did I write cryptic notes like "passport " and "last day for sushi" in my paper desk calendar in April? What do you mean, past me?

I love cryptic notes like that. You can make up much more interesting stories about them that way.

I have to write job descriptions for my job and my previous job. Don't wanna.


DavidS - Jun 24, 2015 7:07:51 am PDT #29442 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Damn, Buffistas! We gotta protect the teeth!


Jesse - Jun 24, 2015 7:14:59 am PDT #29443 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My problem with teeth is why they gotta be so expensive in addition to sometimes painful??

Oh god, lisah. I hope you can reschedule your fun!


Sue - Jun 24, 2015 7:15:10 am PDT #29444 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Lisa...ugh. At least Oz limits his shitstorms to the basement. (Knocks wood.)

Oh Suzi, I feel for you.

I think I have more dental anxiety than I do job interview and "what am I doing with my life" anxiety combined.


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2015 7:19:38 am PDT #29445 of 30000
brillig

I love cryptic notes like that.

"Last day for sushi" "Rubber gloves" "Passport" "New shoes"

ominous . . .


Sophia Brooks - Jun 24, 2015 7:24:01 am PDT #29446 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

At the theatre, I once came across an old note that just said "PENIS!!!!"