I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


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tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 8:08:29 am PDT #29351 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I shall celebrate Steph's birthday by getting strawberry waffles for lunch.

ION, the checkout woman at Walgreens told me I look like Dan Aykroyd. Weird. And she asked when my birthday was before she would sell me sparklers. Apparently you have to be 18 to buy them here.


-t - Jun 23, 2015 8:10:42 am PDT #29352 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A young Dan Aykroyd, then. Is this an effective flirting technique?

Now I want waffles, too. Mmm, waffles.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 8:16:19 am PDT #29353 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A young Dan Aykroyd, then. Is this an effective flirting technique?

I dunno--I was more confused than anything.

She told me than you have to be 18 to buy "anything that explodes." I decided not to mention that sparklers don't explode.


shrift - Jun 23, 2015 8:25:50 am PDT #29354 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Happy birthday, Teppy!


Atropa - Jun 23, 2015 8:40:29 am PDT #29355 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy birthday, Teppy!


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2015 8:54:29 am PDT #29356 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Steph!

They're called waffles because that's the sound they make when they hit the ground. WAFFLE

(That's the joke my mom once told my BFF, which she still laughs about. Every time I hear "waffle" I think of my mom doing the little waffle dance.)


Jesse - Jun 23, 2015 8:55:53 am PDT #29357 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday waffles!

That sounds excellent.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 9:10:39 am PDT #29358 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am sitting in a booth, waiting for them to bring me strawberry waffles.

Envy me.

Eta: I should have gotten them with ice cream instead of whipped cream.


lisah - Jun 23, 2015 9:12:28 am PDT #29359 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Congratulations, shrift!!!

A restaurant in our neighborhood just opened a walk-up window recently where you can get coffee drinks, tacos, and waffles from 7am to late at night. Our favorite thing is to walk the dog up there in the morning and get iced coffee and waffles (my fave has strawberries & lemon curd & whipped cream) and take them to eat in the park nearby. Bliss!


Laura - Jun 23, 2015 9:16:28 am PDT #29360 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Apparently in NY they have to check your age to buy booze no matter what. This has happened a couple times already. At 61 I find it quite amusing.

Congrats to shrift!

Happy Teppy Day!!